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maxwclls:

“Take ‘em while they’re still free, lindo.”

“I’d have to pay for them?”

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@mynameisjj: thanks ma for sending me these today #happysexybirthdaytome

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Is there a way to buy those people that make the drinks at Starbucks?

“To buy them?”

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Jesus, I can’t even remember the last time I went for something this tame. Sure doing it’s job though. Want a hit?

“No, no. It’s fine, thank you.”

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jfczo:

“What why?”

“You hit me last time.”

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jacobsleo:

“It doesn’t matter how old I am, I still get told about my dad and his escapades every time I come back here. You’d think they would have run out of stories by now, but nope.”

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jfczo:

“You don’t really know someone until you play Wii vollyball with them.”

“Yeah, I don’t want to play with you again.”

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shtjosh:

I actually haven’t seen Thor. I don’t blame you if you’re disappointed. 

“I am disappointed.” 

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fkamia:

always. i know you always have my back

“I’m not good at much else, but I will have your back.”

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fkamia:

Uh… No, no sweetie its fine.

“Okay well, just let me know. Just in case.”

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plzstaci:

so then, i told her to go fuck herself cause it was my body - aaaaaaand she beat me with a wooden spoon.

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shtjosh:

I spent an entire flight watching episodes of 2 Broke Girls. If it’d been any longer, I swear I’d have turned into Kat Dennings.

“She was in Thor, so I’m not sure that’s such a bad thing.”

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fkamia:

When your baby daddy calls to see if he can come to see your son after walking out on him for the third time. No.

“Would you like me to er, rough him up a bit?”

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“Restaurant or cinema?”

“So where to?”

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“Is everything okay? I slept on that couch once and it wasn’t comfy at all. I’m very glad I have my own place. It’s a bit full on.”

This hangover wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have twelve frat boys asking me why I feel asleep on their couch instead of one of their beds, my head is pounding and their “cure” is beer bongs and keg stands. No wonder I don’t live on campus.

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“I can do that.”

“You take me out.”

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“What’s that?”

“I might be able to forgive you if you do something for me.”