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This was in my Release Radar on Friday!

Sometimes I worry spotify is spying on me on how often it suggests a song mentioned on tumblr that I haven't used spotify to listen to.

This song still slaps though.

Guys I'm screaming its been up there for less than 24 hours

Its gaining like 500 streams every time I check. This might actually chart in Australia at this rate 💀

Any profits are gonna go to an LGBT charity because the last thing the gay world needs more of rn is capitalism.

Link if you wanna help spotify it to the stars.

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i think this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen

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So who's running this show?

Being a life-long atheist I don't believe in Hell or Heaven. But occasionally, for assholes like Jeremy who have Free Will and a knowledge of Right and Wrong and chose evil, I'm all for Eternal Comeuppance.

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Which raises the question: In this movie's world, who makes the decisions about where the souls go?

In Jeremy's case, it was Beetlejuice. So can any ghost working immigration decide to send anyone anywhere? Does the Afterlife bureaucracy know this? Is this their idea? Are there guidelines?

Is there a God running this world? A pantheon of gods? Is it, as Astrid says, random?

In Beetlejuice's world, they have the Afterlife Bureaucracy. But who defined its powers? Where do Afterlife laws come from? Is it that humans died and found themselves in an Afterlife and decided to run it resembling the real world? "Oh shit, we're just wandering these empty halls. There's no order. We have to organize this fucking place. First thing we need is some sort of governing authority!" So they set up a governing body and law enforcement and civil service.

What are the differences between the Great Beyond locations? Is the Elysium Fields just for Ancient Greeks? They're all dead now, so shouldn't that place be closed? Is The Pearly Gates like Christian Heaven?

Man, it's as if Tim Burton wants tons of fanfics to explain it all. ;-)

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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

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ngl i had to read way too far before i realized this wasn't the stanley cup they were talking about (people included for scale):

stanley cups are really the perfect example of everything wrong with late stage capitalistic america and people genuinely treat you like a misogynist for hating them. because it’s not just a water bottle, it’s a water bottle for girls✨, it’s a 50 dollar water water bottle that 1) is too expensive and everyone knows this but yet they still buy it and in fact they buy multiples of it 2) doesn’t actually do it’s job as a water bottle because it leaks, it doesn’t travel well as it’s too big and awkward of a size to fit in most bags, and you’re encouraged to buy multiples of them, even though the whole point of a reusable water bottle is to own one so that you can avoid constantly buying plastic bottled water. they’re also specifically designed for cars, because everything in our world in car centric now. they’re huge but have an awkward shape because they need to get the bottle small enough to fit in standard cup holders, there’s no cover or lock on the top of it so you can’t take it with you on the bus or on a bike ride because it will spill, you can’t carry it around with you even though it has a handle because you need your hands for other things and most people get exhausted carrying around 2 pounds of water in their hand for hours at a time. but like it’s for girls! girls aren’t expected to need a functioning water bottle, we aren’t taking public transit, or walking around, we’re just silly little passenger princesses. then of course, you have the accessories because of course you need accessories for your water bottle, because you need to spend more money, because you need your water bottle to have it’s own personality, and the only way to have personality is to spend more money. you need a food tray for your water bottle, and a purse, and a name tag, and keychains, and more, and more, and more, and more. because imagine if you didn’t, imagine the embarrassment of showing up to work with last year’s water bottle, you’re just admitting to everyone that you’re cringey, you’re poor, you can’t afford to drop 100 dollars (because those amazon accessories are only cheap in quality!) on a water bottle. yeah sure they’re overhyped and they’re so basic and everywhere but honestly just imagine the embarrassment of being the only girl not carrying around an emotional support stanley, you’re simply not a girl’s girl💖

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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EGG POLL

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So if being so thirsty makes even your friends and family start to look fuckable, does that mean that being so hungry makes everyone look like a steak?

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

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Okay can yall reblog this to share something that’s actually helpful? There are two websites that can assist people with triggers to know whether or not a movie is going to be something they should avoid. The first one is:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

Originally created to list whether or not the animals in movies were harmed, it has expanded to list a number of triggering things like people being cut, jumpscares, strobe effects, vomit, deaths of children, and many more. For some categories it links to:

https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/

which has a similar format to Does the Dog Die but deals with a variety of sexual themes. It even elaborates on some of the checked categories just to let you know how serious or in what way the category is expressed in the movie.

I don’t like the environment of tumblr scaring people into thinking they don’t have the help or resources they need to live happy and without anxiety unless the right PSA floats across their dash. If there are any other databases anyone knows of that provide more info about media or elaborate upon MPAA ratings, please comment. Let 2018 be a year of empowerment.

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i literally paused the original song to watch this so i was really confused when i heard the song start playing again.

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

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For anyone who hates it as much as I do, if you have uBlock origin, you can just use the eyedropper tool (caption says “element picker tool”) on the whole thing and it disappears.

From this:

To this:

Hello, Tumblr. Tumblr here. We’re launching live streaming on Tumblr, and we’re calling it…well, Tumblr Live.

Tumblr Live brings streaming directly to the dashboard, meaning your Tumblr audience and your streaming audience can converge. What’s that, you say? Synergy? Beautiful.

Initially, we’re rolling Tumblr Live out to the US only via our Android and iOS apps. Desktop and international streaming and viewing will follow in time.

Here’s how it works:

The little 🎥 at the bottom of your dashboard in your mobile app will take you to a Tumblr Live tab, where you’ll be able to scroll through streams that are live at that time—indicated by a green dot. (Your search bar is still there! It now lives in the top right corner of your screen.)

As long as you keep it clean, you can stream anything that takes your fancy by tapping the “Go Live!” button—ducks in the park, the wonky snowman you built, your cursed cross stitch, etc.

Streaming works with both front and back cameras, so if you’re camera-shy, you can stream without showing your face. 

You can bestow bouncer status upon your most trusted and loyal viewers, which means they can help you moderate your stream for any nasties while you’re live.

You can tap on any live avatar to jump into their stream—whether you follow that blog or not.

You can send little gifts to the streamer during their stream if you’re enjoying what they’re up to.

You can collect your favorite streamers in a special tab for later.

And that’s it for now. Just imagine! Gaming live streams! Book clubs! Live fungi feed! D’n’D campaigns! Artist live draws! Shark facts! GRWMs! Cosplay and con casts! Knitting hour! Photography tutorials! Storytime! Plant parenting tips! Living room concerts! Furby workshop! Museum tours! Crabs! (just crabs!) 

It’s a whole new ball pit out there. We’re so excited to see what you come up with.

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here i am thinking i might be just a little autistic and i got 142??

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

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catherine tate rocking up to doctor who with a background in sketch comedy and knowing literally nothing about the show; giving one of the most nuanced, tragic performances in the entirety of sci-fi history; and then dipping after one season with an absolutely horrifically devastating character ending is icon behavior i don’t make the rules