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women love it when you straight up tell them you're nervous

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

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the noble decomposer

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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updating her...

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Also a Lest fanart because she’s so cool I love the transfem representation🙏

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

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when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car