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i cant even pretend to give a fuck about the doomed yuri going on with isolde and kakania.

my wife just died… SUFFERING AT THAT. i need a word stronger than doomed.

this is so fucking sick.

bluepoch give greta back to me please, this isnt fair

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anjo nala came home in the free ten pull we get from her!

i was contemplating on whether i would actually want her or will need her if there is a new boss i can’t beat without. also she seems like a limited character like lucy and jiu niangzi. (all i need is jiu)

now i won’t have to pull for her and waste my argus savings again like i did with tuesday.

shes so pretty, i rmbr seeing her insight style before i even started r1999. and ppl saying the cn fanbase were not happy with it which is crazy bc shes so gorg.

also i got kaalaa as the free six star. i wanted tooth fairy bc i need a healer so a bit bummed about that but shes so pretty idc too much. i picked ulu as the free five star, but ended up also getting her in my ten pull for anjo… lol

i wont play either for the time being but hopefully i can get around to it soon as i collect of the necessary mats they need.

good luck on your pulls everyone ৻ꪆ

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just met medicine pocket in the main story and i cant stand that little cunt already.

shows up with the craziest attitude and told this seemingly brain damaged, and nearing to death, laplace worker to basically go fucking die.

then busts open doors like they run shit, wheres the manners hello?!. they’re a special brand of bitch that i dont like. like at least enigma was a dickhead with charisma. i just cant tolerate hot-headed ass mfs.

then they proceeded to call my wife a bucket head bc she clocked them… while wearing a fuck ass half side pony, ikyfl.

the audacity.

i had to stop bc aint no way. this is who yall were hyping up too… glad i place no trust in most foundation members right off the bat. they better get tolerable and fast.

bluepoch let lucy smack them one good time.

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r1999 is having a collab with assassin creed odyssey! so will we get to see kassandra?!! what if shes added to the game omgg i’ll actually cry!! im so excited!

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⟣ happy new year to all my beloved sapphics ‹𝟹

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exactly hoyo, give me my wife.

praise lady haborym ㅤ ❤︎

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so normal abt my wife

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teehee nvm

so everyone is getting argus but me…

discrimination, misogynoir, racism, lesbophobia, ableism against the visually impaired, prejudice towards june geminis, unlawful imprisonment of my wife.

oh bluepoch you will be dealt with.

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so everyone is getting argus but me…

discrimination, misogynoir, racism, lesbophobia, ableism against the visually impaired, prejudice towards june geminis, unlawful imprisonment of my wife.

oh bluepoch you will be dealt with.

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“it’s caitvi! / violyn is better!”

🗣️ piltover’s finest

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so what if i killed myself bluepoch?

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merry christmas to all sapphics, sorry korvira wasnt under your tree this year, they were under mine. happy holidays!

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my wives, raiden and mavuika, have met out of game. theyre married now. look at them in their suits. they’re perfect

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“vi would hate her lol ver” incorrect. im a firm believer in arcane vi finding league vi so fucking cool.

is everything abt her impractical? absolutely, but did it stop her from being badass? no, and thats all arcane vi would need to know. she’d admire tf outta her league self in a “is she supposed to be me…” *internal monologue* shes kinda cool icl” type of way.

league vi would find arcane vi sooo cute. the height difference, and the aggression from arcane vi, she’d resemble a pomeranian. league vi would adore her.

and both league and arcane cait was fucking fein for the counterpart of their lover.

im right bc i said so.

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⋆ mauvie ᢉ𐭩 shes so pretty

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“i love toxic yuri! i love doomed yuri!”

oh… but when i say ambessa x caitlyn is hot, y’all lose y’all fucking minds and turn into conservatives.

rarepair nation, crackship enthusiasts, get behind me.

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𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟗 𓏺 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐬

⟡ ݁₊ syno. after completing a bounty, all argus wants to do is kick back and rest. however, the rest of the crew had other plans in minds.

wc. 800

cw. indications of forced proximity ⋆ crack ⋆ mild criminal activities ⋆ ficlet

an. its was funnier in my head… enjoy my turtleducks ᢉ𐭩

Disco... Every day, all night long. Disco.

It's too upbeat electronic music, gaudy fashion, and blinding lights; it's misery. One Argus has had to deal with every single night since joining the crew. It was all they ever listened to. And look, she gets it; some people have that one thing they really love, and it is the music of their time. It may make them feel at home, but good lord, when is enough, enough.

She ain't one to worry about other folks' business unless commissioned to do so, but it gets to a point.

As she sat in her room, shining away, she thought about how she truly took every turn to get to the high road. But every turn led her right to this point. She asked politely. Mercuria and Pioneer are good people, so they tried keeping it down. But these room walls were only so thick that it seeped through even at a reasonable volume. And why should they have to strain their ears to appease her? They hardly knew each other. And it was just her luck to have the room shelved between them. Even when both sides lowered the volume, it was as if it were playing directly in her room, regardless.

So she's tried staying out late in hopes they'd be fast asleep by the time she got back into the case. But what would they be if not disco junkie night owls; it was like they never slept. It was unbearable—she and this situation grew far too pitiful for comfort. And so, finally, she swallowed her pride and went to the young owner of the suitcase.

Vertin, a kindred soul, offered to swap her rooms for a while so that she could work out rearranging them the best she could to please everyone. And how could Argus let her do that? She was grateful for all the young girl had done for her thus far; burdening her and everyone else with her petty trouble was a no-go. Being new brought enough attention as is. Begrudgingly, she declined. Leaving Vertin with the only solution left, which Argus hadn't yet figured out if it was worse than being driven mad by the noise Mercuria and Pioneer called music.

Rooming with Tuesday...

She'd always heard the phrase 'hell on earth' in her line of work, and she didn't want to experience it. But it sure did seem like the devil wanted her to.

It was an easy fix; Tuesday's room was at the end of the hall; she chose it specifically because she didn't want to be in the situation Argus was in now. She'd only have to room with her for a few nights until a new room was situated. But she couldn't; she just wouldn't. Maybe she'll grow to like disco...

Or so she tried convincing herself. But today had been long; her head and back were killing her, and all she wanted was a silent night's rest. She didn't know what had taken her to this point.

Her migraine? The vodka Lilya swore would put her out in no time? Or the way she knew how Tuesday would act when she saw her. Maybe it was all those factors, but as she defeated drug her aching, cloudy body out of her room and down the hall, the straw fell on the camel's back.

"Keep on, with the force, don't stop! Don't stop 'til you get enough!" Repeatedly, as loud as possible, Pioneer sang obliviously in the shower.

Vertin had been finishing up sorting files at her desk when she felt the intense surge of arcane energy. Before she had time to react, she heard a loud bang piece through the air, followed by screaming, running water, and the drowned-out sound of music before another gunshot rang through.

At the point everyone had left their rooms startled at the mayhem, standing in the hall staggering a bit was a very drunk Argus, huffing triumphantly as the record player had been subdued. She hadn't taken notice of everyone staring shocked at her because all that mattered was it was finally silent. Finally, she lowered her shotgun, and the shimmering emerald light in her eye went out.

She slung the gun over her shoulder and said with a slur, "Close the shades," before stumbling down to Tuesday's room and pushing past the aroused maid. As the door closed, everyone remained stunned in the hole as to what happened.

Lilya turned to Vertin, "Close the shades?" she said, confused, but even Vertin had been too stunned to process an answer.

"If I may, my database traces the term back to the 1970's," Lucy stated. Before she could state what it meant, John Titor suddenly spoke.

"4d65616e696e673f?"

Staring blankly at the girl, she answered, "Shut up."

⟣ how its gonna be when i force argus into every mercuria team. one of many silly shenanigans i imagine will happen in my suitcase.

also fun fact: it actually did mean shut up, it was disco slang supposedly, don’t write stories when you’ve been ip all night kids.

( no pioneers were injured in the making of this short-short )