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It is Kana Watanabe fight week people

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Follow to see this picture of Legolas every day

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One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

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op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

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Out here screaming and crying from embarrassment.

A buddy of mine brought me out to a board games night to meet with some people and to help me socialise. Turns out this was the polycule that had members that he got with during a party we were both at

A party that I got horrendously drunk at and ended the night like a victorian child having come down with a form of the plague (throwing my guts up.)

So the night was going well, I didn't think any of them recognised me. Until it was later in the night and we all started talking, when one of them asks if I recognised them and I said no.

This is a direct quote,

"Not suprised really, the interaction kinda went like me waving and saying hi. Then you with your head in the toilet yelling 'dear God why, this is horrendous.'"

"We all know you as (my buddies name) - drunk friend."

Cue me with a face of embarrassment looking at other members of the polycule who were listening in and nodded in agreement at that being my name.

Anyways that the story for the funny people in my phone, the night ended well, made friends and now have a quest to earn a different name.

No tags on this because damn you all that's why

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got hit by a car in princeton new jersey and can someone tell me why the twink doing my splenectomy is wearing a dog collar

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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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wild how we have a medication that is super effective at treating a debilitating disability but its controlled to hell and back because What If Someone Takes It For Fun like i have an idea who gives a shit

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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💀💀💀

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED