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Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship

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Climate crisis is coming for all of us. We need to vote for people who are not insulated from reality via donor bribes.

We need a robust EPA. The current Supreme Court wants to end the EPA and Federal power to regulate our air and water. Never forget.

Get involved. Vote.

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instead of mourning some stupid billionaires, please consider donating to sos mediterranée, sea watch, and sos humanity, three NGOs assisting asylum seekers in the mediterranean sea

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"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."

Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.

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please watch this i gasped

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A classic rinse

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A pair of absolutely behemoth Amethyst geodes standing at 17 feet tall each, from Uruguay.

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He should've been the first gay James Bond.

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REAL

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shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

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mom said its my turn with the meme

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#it’s finally here

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somewhere taylor lautner is looking at his phone, seeing the news about speak now tv, and falling asleep completely unbothered knowing he has nothing to worry about

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somewhere taylor lautner is looking at his phone, seeing the news about speak now tv, and falling asleep completely unbothered knowing he has nothing to worry about