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 I've never drawn Lamb so much! Which one is your favourite? Mine is red, blue and black!

I'm preparing some lore posts. I finished one yesterday! You'll see next week! /wink wink

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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

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i said i’d finish the moon card a̷n̵d̵ ̵i̶ ̴d̷i̶d̵!

idk if y’all want me to do ruin eclipse or my silly virus mans from After Hours but hey lol

i am tired XD

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I'm a fandom oldie and a strong proponent of "ship and let ship", and I defend everyone else's right to ship what they love... But I think that gives people the idea that I like, automatically love every single ship??? Or every single trope?

I don't though!

There are a lot of fandom tropes that are on my "absolutely fuck no" list. There are a lot of irk kinks that are also on my "nope absolutely not" list, too. Personally, this is healthy. I'm able to look at something and go "Yep, I hate it, but it's not harming anyone, so continue to do as you please."

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DCPU Magma two weekends ago with @authormeat !! istg that I’m taking your eraser away forever /jk /njk 🫵✨this is a threat

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my best friend yarnabyyyy

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"mario and sonic are enemies they hate eachother" wrong ! sonic is marios weird nephew

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Special Valentines delivery from Pikachu!

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Why is it always cloudy the day I need to take photos of a new painting. Another freestyle landscape inspired purely by the stone's pattern.

Available

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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I realized it's been a year since I started my YN x DCA art journey and I wanted to draw a lil self indulgent piece to celebrate Have Moon so in love with YN and YN being a blushy mess from it >w<

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"what if you had a feature on your head that would immediately inform people of your fandoms" is a very 2015 tumblr concept, but Idiot Marketing Team doesn't actually understand what fandom means and tried too hard to be quirky and weird, so instead of a fun world full of people with neon hair and animal ears and baseball caps who totally get you, they made One Guy whose vague-as-hell "fandom" is Cowboy and he's a Weirdo for it due to a Physical Difference. and he gets validation from Product (by Corporation) instead of a community of like-minded individuals.

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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Spoon 🍊

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hes s o an gry

we r so bannn ed

anyway u can have more of mah silly daily doodles under the cut :3