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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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Discord shenanigans resulted in this

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we should just do each others dishes more. there is no punchline at the end of this text post. dishes suck and they’re often the first thing that falls to the wayside when someone is depressed, or having a bad time, or just plain busy. i cannot tell you how many times i have just had my glass of wine or a joint standing at the kitchen sink - sure, we could sit on your couch, but if we’re just going to talk and vibe anyway, i might as well do these for you. it’s an act of simple love. i never feel more grateful than for the people who come into my home and share domesticity as friendship. it’s neither a burden nor a chore to help; theyre not my dishes. they’re yours. and we can do them together.

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I know I should just take a chill pill about it, but every fanfic where Julian Bashir and his parents reconcile smoothly irritates me like a splinter under the nail.

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My boy just needs a break (and some ass)

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Me: What does Stolas see in Blitz? He's just a weird little gremlin. Me: ..... Me: Ok I get it.

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I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

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Gonna step outside and see if the 31C is too hot to mow the lawn or to any tiling outside today

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His little pony...

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They should make an actual "banned books" store that only sells classified government documents

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"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

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Throckmorton

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if I was the devil I’d punish SAW by making it so that everyone in his traps is always Houdini no matter what

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“house is referencing brokeback mountain OMG what did the writers MEAN by this is he actually queercoded—” I’m gonna stop you right there. i know most people in the fandom revival were barely conscious and aware of the world in 2006 but brokeback mountain was basically the butt of all jokes back then. It was an earnestly-made, well-adapted, heartbreaking movie about queerness and desire and repression in rural America but the general public’s sense of humour was still extremely homophobic, every mainstream tv show was punching down, the movie was an unexpected mainstream hit and pop culture phenomenon, and because of that it was prime target for cheap references and punch-down jokes.

“I wish I knew how to quit you” was a punchline. you did not need to watch the movie to know it was referencing The Gay Cowboy Movie (Tee Hee) because it was made into a joke by every late-night talk show host, wannabe standup comic, and meme generator website. the house md writers did not mean anything by this. the media landscape of the mid-2000’s was just that fucking toxic and openly resentful towards queerness in general back then.