cemeterym
cemeterym
lipstick, blood and purifying flame
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cemeterym · 2 hours ago
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Having a whole bunch of trans friends is really funny because we truly all just cast our eyes away whenever we transfer each other money. oh was there a name on that? damn I didn't even notice. It's all numbers to me.
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cemeterym · 2 hours ago
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[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil
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cemeterym · 14 hours ago
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cemeterym · 15 hours ago
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
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cemeterym · 17 hours ago
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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:
i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W
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cemeterym · 17 hours ago
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cemeterym · 17 hours ago
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They should invent hrt that gives you fangs
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cemeterym · 17 hours ago
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Always striving to be the absolute worst version of myself btw & im succeeding right now 👍
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cemeterym · 19 hours ago
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i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.
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I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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who up hating pop psychology
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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what are your biggest konks?
bindage
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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Not Like Us has officially won as many Grammys as Drake has won throughout his entire career this is the best thing that’s ever happened on that stage
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cemeterym · 2 days ago
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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy
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cemeterym · 2 days ago
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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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cemeterym · 2 days ago
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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye
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