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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
#3:43 am about the chances of me waking up to any of my alarms#i have sleep therapy which i need to be awake for unfortunately#went to a sitz party and then stayed for the afterparty and then went to the after after party bar for like five (5) minutes#before me and my friend were like ok we're going the fuck home and to sleep#i couldn't stand around in between meals so they sat on the floor with me :)#still was on my feet and moving too much and everything hurts now but i'm trying to NOT think about that
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And he’s still wearing that damn shirt bro
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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
#been meaning to get ahead on coursework before surgery on the 27th#um. haven't done much#FUCK me elections are beginning to mid april and i still haven't gotten a new id. which i need to be able to vote#“oooh it's next month it's fine” next month is approaching i fear
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what yall know about the special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring
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yall reblog this with the most disappointing game u have ever played
like the one that was either a sequel or overhyped and then turned out to be trash?? mine was bioshock infinite
#tears of the kingdom.#do not get me started on the story especially#i love breath of the wild. for sentimental reasons one of my top games ever. i have a botw tattoo#totk could have been so fucking good it could have been so much more
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hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards
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oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me
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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
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does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#my mom usually about once a week. mostly because my dog lives with her i need to see the beast#i live like an hour and a half away by bus#if i stay too long i start taking increasing poison damage that starts loading up the moment i enter city limits#at least i get actual meals there. but watch out.#my dad never on account of him being dead
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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up
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