cemeterym
lipstick, blood and purifying flame
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cemeterym · 43 seconds ago
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i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”
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cemeterym · 2 minutes ago
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the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life
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cemeterym · 3 minutes ago
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I think "never kill yourself" is one of the funniest phrases to come out of the internet in recent times. Deeply silly but also captures the importance of experiences one might think frivolous or inconsequential.
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cemeterym · 14 minutes ago
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my art based on the works of @crawfishcomic
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cemeterym · 30 minutes ago
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explaining executive dysfunction to people is so embarrassing yeah I have the be useless for days at a time disease
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cemeterym · 8 hours ago
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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
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cemeterym · 8 hours ago
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Butter on toast is such a simple joy
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cemeterym · 8 hours ago
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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
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cemeterym · 17 hours ago
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Some people are 14 years old. I want you kids to know I'm praying for you guys
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cemeterym · 19 hours ago
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His little pony...
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cemeterym · 21 hours ago
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i'm sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i'm hot
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cemeterym · 22 hours ago
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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cemeterym · 22 hours ago
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awesome beautiful post that i agree with its making me feel beautiful emotio- nevermind they used the word "delulu" and now i only feel rage.
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cemeterym · 22 hours ago
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adjusted for daylight savings time
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cemeterym · 23 hours ago
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absolutely disgusting that i have to create the the things i want to create
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cemeterym · 23 hours ago
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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow
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cemeterym · 1 day ago
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>first day of a class that the professor stresses is very difficult
>ask if it’s challenging material or taught poorly
>professor doesn’t understand
>pull out a diagram showing what is challenging material and what is taught poorly
>professor laughs and says “it’s a good class, sir”
>look inside
>taught poorly
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