Text
i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”
175K notes
·
View notes
Text
the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think "never kill yourself" is one of the funniest phrases to come out of the internet in recent times. Deeply silly but also captures the importance of experiences one might think frivolous or inconsequential.
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
explaining executive dysfunction to people is so embarrassing yeah I have the be useless for days at a time disease
850 notes
·
View notes
Text
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
84K notes
·
View notes
Text
Some people are 14 years old. I want you kids to know I'm praying for you guys
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
i'm sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i'm hot
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
#my dog has learned the word dessert in multiple languages#walk and various synonyms in multiple languages also#bro's bilingual
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
awesome beautiful post that i agree with its making me feel beautiful emotio- nevermind they used the word "delulu" and now i only feel rage.
238 notes
·
View notes
Text
absolutely disgusting that i have to create the the things i want to create
106K notes
·
View notes
Text
they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
>first day of a class that the professor stresses is very difficult
>ask if it’s challenging material or taught poorly
>professor doesn’t understand
>pull out a diagram showing what is challenging material and what is taught poorly
>professor laughs and says “it’s a good class, sir”
>look inside
>taught poorly
2K notes
·
View notes