Text
Having a whole bunch of trans friends is really funny because we truly all just cast our eyes away whenever we transfer each other money. oh was there a name on that? damn I didn't even notice. It's all numbers to me.
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil
70K notes
·
View notes
Text
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
26K notes
·
View notes
Text
hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵💫:
i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
Always striving to be the absolute worst version of myself btw & im succeeding right now 👍
140 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.
I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
#sandwich grill <3#mine has been almost singlehandedly keeping me alive lately#my mom gave me hers when i moved out i think it's older than i am#dishwasher too it's my savior#and of course. the humble microwave
195K notes
·
View notes
Text
Not Like Us has officially won as many Grammys as Drake has won throughout his entire career this is the best thing that’s ever happened on that stage
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
#meeee. i also have disinfectant and bandaids in my bag bc i fall over so often < 3#one time i was going to the club w a friend and i was like damn i don't have painkillers on me#and she was like oh i always have to take one before going to the club do you want one#and we shared ibuprofen in the line to the club. it was beautiful
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye
135K notes
·
View notes