celumbra

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taller than average women with flowing brown hair in red sleeveless dresses who are crazy (in a chaotic way) and show a softer side to their shy and petite lady lover are TOO GOOD

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that is not a dog park, that is *the fog*

happy hour at the dog park

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i wish i lived in the lesbian pasta forest and sat in a tiny cabin with just a nice fluffy bed and a weighted blanket and 4 hot goth mommies and a mysterious mushroom faerie who sells me mysterious food and drinks

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babe, would you still love me if i were an olm?

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finally, a bath bomb i can get behind

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this valentines day, i will be decomposing alone in my cave while scrolling through my social media of choice

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“four men that are permanently hopped up on adderall with indestructible shovels vs a sentient jeep wrangler with an iq of 5000” as a serious post implies the existence of “four men that are permanently hopped up on adderall with indestructible shovels vs a sentient jeep wrangler with an iq of 5000” as a delirious post

Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post

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maybe one day i’ll get wired up ;-;

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-make a funny post

-delete it

-repeat

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*Slowly rises out of the ground, causing the fauna to flee in terror and the flora to rapidly decay*

“Hey guys, is this…”

*Checks schedule*

“Public Speaking 101?”

really though, glad to be here on this “website”, hope to share some good memories with you all