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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

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🐸🎄

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new reaction image

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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

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so THAT’S what it’s for! (that’s not what it’s for.)

salsa edition and ranch edition to suit different party dip preferences 👍🍅🥕

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sleepy toothless

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for pride requests-- genderqueer hamid? 👀

076 | GenderQueer Hamind

Ough thank you so much ;-; genderqueer hamid means so so much to me, i love him so much and im shaking your hand

[ ID: A digital drawing of Hamid Saleh Haroun Al-Tahan from Rusty quill gaming. Hamid is smiling and look forward, his right hand is casting a sparkle affect while his other is behind his back. Behind him is the GenderQueer flag, a flag that is made of three horizontal stripes of purple, white, and green. Hamid is a brown skinned Egyptian Halfling with short curly brown hair and brassy scales, He has a white chain earring connecting a green and GenderQueer flag piercings in his left ear. He is wearing a purple button down with white floral patterns, his pants are green, and his suspenders are made of green, white and purple vertical stripes. /End ID.

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Riz....

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“It’s you! Our little idol thief from the Druid’s grove!”

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-Legos your charizard-

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I thought I had something

But it quickly fell apart...