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gotta love the way the man who I was head over heels for tells me I was dead to him, and then a week later he’s in jail, detoxed from liquor and weed and came to his senses and said he missed me and loved me.

“like sands through an hour glass, these are the days of our lives.”

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Rules: google “[your favorite season] + [your favorite color] + aesthetic” and pick 4+ images to make a personalized mood board

Thanks for the tag: @princesskelseyy

I’ll tag: @incel

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Remember when Mcdreamy—that dude from Greys was at Walmart 30 minutes away?

I’ll never forget when Jennifer Garner came to my school and said that we can “overcome poverty” bitch how about you overcome your cheating husband first

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remember when Miley Cyrus visited like 30 minutes from there. 👁👄👁.

I’ll never forget when Jennifer Garner came to my school and said that we can “overcome poverty” bitch how about you overcome your cheating husband first

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Please Ryland can you take off the cock cage? I promise I won’t masturbate on Cheeto anymore.

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Yes, master?

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Right?? Fuck Dana.

I wonder if any of my old friends from childhood follow me on here. Kenzie I’m sorry we grew apart. Madison I should’ve reached out more. Abi I wish things could’ve been different. Fuck you Dana

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brb flogging Lucifer as we speak

Cheating on your wife with a man is supposedly two sins: adultery and homosexuality. You cannot be prosecuted and instead will be sent to heaven because that’s double jeopardy

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Brb flogging Jesus as we speak

Cheating on your wife with a man is supposedly two sins: adultery and homosexuality. You cannot be prosecuted and instead will be sent to heaven because that’s double jeopardy

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Erik Pirolt

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Disgustening

reblog and tag one of your disgustening friends

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Rude I didn’t get pics of it in my inbox.

My first ever croptop arrived in the mail and just as expected I look fucking gorgeous

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Skineater: the animated series

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