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this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

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One of the funniest things about hermitcraft imo is the varying relationships between the devs and the hermits

Because on one hand you have some veteran players who have affected the very way in which minecraft has evolved, who have shared servers with the devs, tested new features or gotten references added to the game on their behalf, such as Doc, Xisuma or Etho

Then you have players who haven't interacted much with the devs but get sponsorships from mojang to promote various minecraft events or products, like Grian or Joel

Or hermits who don't have any relationship with mojang or the devs beyond that of your average player, like Pearl or Wels

And then there is Cub who is knocking on the lead developer's bedroom window at three in the morning with a list of every promise they have ever broken

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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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E231 👍

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E231 👍

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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Alli's face fading in really makes this look like a shitpost and it's cracking me up 😂

...I just wanted an aesthetic screenshot🐊

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