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the other day i was leaving work and a lady was walking by with her dog and i instinctively blasted the dog with a fire bolt without thinking and the lady just kept walking like she didn't notice her dog was a pile of ash
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the other day i was leaving work and a lady was walking by with her dog and i instinctively blasted the dog with a fire bolt without thinking and the lady just kept walking like she didn't notice her dog was a pile of ash
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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FLOSSY the tooth fairy, GILDEN GHAST the pumpkin bat, and ORCACHROME the oracle eye ball!
Three new dolls going up in my secret patreon shop on the 3rd of January, at 20:00 GMT! 🌟 Paypal only, €20 tracked shipping (shop is available to all first and second tier patrons) Dolls will be 200, 200, and 165 respectively.
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i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual
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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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I have this headcanon that the music of FF14 is actually diagetic and that the Warrior of Light is able to hear it thanks to their echo. So everything they hear is actually happening inside of their head. I also love to imagine that my WoL tries to recreate the songs on the piano after hearing them for the first time.
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this is so funny to me really in love with the picture on the right I hope he has a nice time
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Kingdom Hearts is like what are you willing to do for your friends? What does it mean to be your own person? How do our circumstances shape us? What if Mickey Mouse went to the Dark World to defeat some time travelling multiplying old guy?
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This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows
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plush cat sewing himself back together 🪡
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sometimes i think you only like me for my welshcakes. it's like you don't even care about laverbread. or the 1984-85 miners' strikes
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Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm
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Everyone else in the entire fucking universe is experiencing a Greek tragedy for the ages but if you stand too close to Sora you can still get a happy ending. This is my scientific observation of Kingdom Hearts World
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