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i have all these OCs and they’re just maladaptive daydreaming fodder - i have no desire to make any publishable media out of them because i love being free of the burden of nuance. things can be bad and problematic and everyone can be a mary sue and it doesn’t matter because they’re just for my personal amusement.
but i have the problem that all my current OCs originate from dream i had a few years ago about these characters in a universe where some people can shapeshift into animals. but as things have spun out and i think more about the other people in their universe like their friends and their friends’ friends and so on i am really not interested in the fantasy element, but it played enough of a role in key plot points that i can’t write it out completely.
so i have these stories of like healing from trauma and learning to have functional interpersonal relationships and embarking on interesting careers but also there’s some guy there who can turn into a horse. that’s not important right now. it doesn’t come up at all. just ignore it, it’s fine, that’s normal here.
#even when i did like the shapeshifting stuff i have the issue of like overthinking stuff#like ok what happens to your clothes#let’s go with Harry Potter animagus style shape shifting and say you keep your clothes#ok but what happens to the stuff in your pockets?#how does it affect airport security if some people can shapeshift into mice or other highly mobile creatures#if you’re a shapeshifter and you’re pregnant what is the fetus doing if you shapeshift#(this wasn’t even the nuance that made me never want to release these characters into the world!)#(i was more like hmm it’s fun for me to just have this guy have a virtually unlimited amount of money#but in the real world being a billionaire is unethical but i am just going to pretend that somehow in this world it isn’t)
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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
#was really into getting egg salad sandwiches for a while#and would sing ‘i eat my eeeeeegg salad at work’ to myself#to the tune of ‘sunglasses at night’
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"i sure hope no elven deity breaks free from their prison in the fade and starts wreaking havoc on thedas"
the nefarious ghilan'nain:
#i have not played dragon age#but my friend made this hat for chappell#i am sending him memes that i see about the hat#he says the hat has been big with the anime and video game communities#which is funny because he knows very little about either of those things#someone smarter than me could probably say something interesting about unintentional aesthetic parallels#and like the building blocks of fashion language reappearing in designs with unrelated inspiration#the actual inspo for the look was like 1930s cabaret performers
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i developed a sudden sensitivity to caffeine and had to stop drinking iced tea all day so i made a fridge magnet for the office to reflect my new lifestyle of drinking 40oz of tap water from a hello kitty knock-off stanley cup
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#every time i try to use blender it feels like this#i watch tutorials and i feel like i’m being pranked#every move the tutorial makes is completely unpredictable#inevitably the tutorial is using a version of blender where every aspect of the interface looks completely different#and all the functions have different names#except for the part where you select everything and press X to delete as soon as you open it
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Incredible job by the 1980s BBC who decided last minute they needed to quickly explain why Switched on Bach doesn't have Wendy's name on it
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im fucking losing it
#when I saw that the trick or treat bags came with lore i got so nervous#what if they gave the dead chia a stupid backstory?#was really glad it was just a shitpost
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this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was
#i watched the Lorax for the first time recently#i was on a short flight and it was available in a ‘90 minute films’ in flight entertainment category#i just kept thinking i can’t believe THIS is what spawned all of… THAT#the onceler also spends almost no screen time in the green suit that surprised me#also everyone made it seem like the onceler WASN’T the main character of that movie#and everyone was clinging to him for no reason#he is absolutely the main character!!#saying ted is the main character is like saying the little boy is the main character of the princess bride
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found the killer post again bc i lost it
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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
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