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I don't suppose a girl could get a Mean Girls-esque introduction to this lovely group of people, could she?

Let me tell you something about Natalie Dormer. We were best friends when she was on the Tudors. I know right, it's soooo embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in 2011, I started watching The Walking Dead, which is totally amazing but then shit got weird -- and Natalie was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like I would binge watch the Walking Dead all of the time, she'd be like "Why aren't you reading Game of Thrones? I'm going to be in that show." and I'd be like, "Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was a zombie party, I was like, "Natalie, I can't invite you because I think you're on Game of Thrones." I mean, I couldn't have someone from Game of Thrones at my party! There were going to be zombies there! I mean right, she was fucking Margaery Tyrell! So then her agent called me and started yelling at me and it was so retarded and then she did Captain America 'cause Chris Evans is a babe and she came back in the spring for more episodes and her hair was all cut off and she was totally weird and now I guess she's in the Hunger Games.

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Looks like the OUaT cast is getting catty! Lana Parrilla toward Sebastian Stan, particularly.

See previous statement. Fucking cuckoo.

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That distinct smell of drama has returned! It's already dramatic enough when exes come back around, but when the new love in that person's life is added to the equation, oh boy! Jennifer Morrison and Sebastian Stan have a past while Jennifer Morrison and Lana Parrilla have a present. According to herself, Lana's being protective, according to Seb, possessive. Jennifer's been relatively silent, understandable with what has to be an awkward position. You likely dont care but have amusing thoughts.

Pretty sure Sebastian himself said that he had no interest in getting Jen back, so Lana's truly a crazy bitch, and Jen would do well to run the fuck away.

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Annasophia and Joe Jonas seem pretty friendly. (Obligatory question mark?)

Why is this a question. Are they friendly or not?

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If the Once Upon A Lesbian cast (Meghan Ory and Emilie De Ravin, Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison) weren't together, who would you want to see them with?

I honestly could not care less about who they get with. They only really interact with each other in even a semblance of a romantic way, so there's absolutely zero to go on. Sorry. Keep on scissoring.

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Emma Watson is single again.

Well that's a damn shame. Hipster couple, Jr. was kind of cute.

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Looks like Charlie and Mila's baby was born. Mila's crying all the time - just pregnancy hormones or do you think there is trouble in paradise?

That's pretty much going to be the coolest baby here, I'm just warning you. tiny little chick baby in a biker jacket.

Have a kid, and then come back to me and ask me if you think she's crying because things are bad.

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shannon and chris got married

Did they? Good for them. Good of him to make an honest woman out of her after knocking her up. It only took them... what, 3-4 times as long as anyone else here to decide to get married? That's like a century in celebrity time apparently.

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Relationships we should see more of?

Are you asking what relationships we should pay more attention to, or relationships that have things coming? 

Personally, I think people aren't watching Candice and Seth close enough. How is no one paying attention to that one? Hot blonde and fat funny dude? It's a sitcom in the making.Couples we should expect more things from... Well, I don't think Louis and Cher are a couple, at least, we haven't been informed of anything, but I feel like they're going to be good for business soon.

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Any new relationships in the making? Friendships we don't know about?

Nina is new but she seems like a busy bee making friends in odd places. That's something we like to see. Other than that, people seem to be keeping with the quo. Cast members and established friendships.

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Can it actually be that there's barely any new scandals? WHY IS LIFE SO BORING?

I just need some people cheating, or making bad decisions or something. Why are people being normal?

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Hey. Hey. heyhey. Feed me.

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Cher Lloyd may have ruined her chances of actually having any sort of lasting career. Word is that after the "singer" made a rude remark to Mila Kunis, that Timberlake and a few other big names sprang into action to knock the little wench down a couple pegs.

Well, that is quite unfortunate. I've investigates said comment and I really can't figure out where the animosity came from - jealousy perhaps? That Mila is in a stable relationship where they carefully decided to have a baby, where as Cher is still clinging to the scraps of whatever's left the 1D boys? 

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Jewelry shoppe owners have alerted us that Mr. Jiggle left them with a particularly suggestive piece of jewelry!

OH OH OH JIGGLE. ARE YOU TAKING HIPSTER COUPLE TO THE FINAL BOSS LEVEL?

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do u think deb will ever find a man that stays?

I sure hope so, bitch is crazy, but maybe she'll find someone who likes that.

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Darren/Shawn and Jake/Taylor double date would be the best thing ever.

Entertaining, sure. But probably awful for all involved. Except Jake and Shawn. They'd probably just laugh.

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Oh come on it's Iowa not somewhere in nowhere. I'm sure it's not that bad, it's a pretty big city.

Are you not American? Iowa IS nowhere.