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princess hair is an erogenous zone. brushing it makes them have a delicate and very dignified princess orgasm
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I was in bed and my boyfriend paused in the hallway outside the bedroom door and lingered a moment and I said sleepily "I can't see whatever expression is on your face, because I don't have my glasses on" and he said "sorry, whatever you just said I didn't hear it. I don't have my hearing aids in." laurel and hardy ass domestic partnership
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i hauve a cold
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Everybody needs to be subjected to this little bundle of joy.
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kissing through panties is so 😵💫 idc what you got down there genuinely it's hot no matter what
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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do
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little known fact but transfem butches actually paint the stars onto the sky every night
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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back
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