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a long overdue sketch for a friend of mine!! ( BBirder on twitter )

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wait i have a really really terrible and extremely inhumane experiment. i need to know if villagers in the nether still try to automatically sleep in beds

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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brought some fruit for the potluck

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💥 Such a power couple 💥

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weird announcement but okay

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stupid ass hedgehog always foiling his plans

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Patiently (and delusionally) waiting for them to become superevil superhusbands in sonic 4

so delulu

also in search of a pose for a big pic did this, nose bump seems funny to me so also posting

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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.

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I'm not friends with you because you serve a purpose to me, I'm friends with you because I just like you. That is to say, there is no one who can do what you do for me because what you do for me is just be you

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eating my lunch under the watchful gaze of Todd the breakroom mannequin

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How was the ride on the tallest emotional rollercoaster of your life fellas?

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV/ FIRST / )

Next part is coming on February 12th, 1PM ET

AFTER 3 TIMES THEY WERE STOPPED FROM HUGGING, OUR BABY CAN FINALLY EMBRACE HIS BABA!!

We can finally all take a moment to breathe. Our baby is ok. Both Baba and his baby are alright. MK did it, he changed his name in time. You thought he wasn't able for a moment? well JABAITED AHAH!

I'm so happy ahah. I imagined this moment for so long. While this is not the end, it surely is the emotional end of our journey. Where all obstacles about the consequences of MK heritage have been overcame.

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I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).

do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?

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*fans*: Uhhh whatchu got there?

*me, with an emotional whiplash*: a smoothie.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV/ FIRST / )

Next part is coming on February 10th, 1PM ET

If now after 2 hours making those 2 slides you guys don't recognize EVERY cameo I put I will be very disappointed

also HIIII CHANG'E!!!! MY BABYYY!!!!

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”