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Link Click textpost memes part 2 (finally!)
Pt. 1
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i've seen it a million times (polaroid photocard design)
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pluralize ur adjectives for fun. it’s very cutes
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"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.
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The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.
Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.
Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.
Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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this is the worst glitch spotify has ever given me
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unknown forces compelled me to draw this
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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
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is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both
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Alfred really told Bruce to shut the fuck up and stop complaining 😂
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we all love timeloops, but what piece of media introduced you to the concept? i feel like it says a lot about how and why someone enjoys them. reblog and tag with your first loop!
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first time trying to post on tumblr... very normal about this show
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