Twig, he/they | my takes are immaculate and I've never done wrong
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this video plays in my head every time i do something horrible to one of my ocs
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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
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oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so
#prev#also tranformers#except the mutuals is my brother because he forced me to watch transformers prime with him#i got invested in it for bumblebee
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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me
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mobian twilight and rarity^_^
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I liked to think in traditional 80’s mlp fashion Maria is just a human girl in this au
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roller coaster attendant that tests your seatbelt and goes “yikes”
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just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others
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I’ve once again reached the point in the writing process where I’ve never written anything before I hate myself my whole life is a sham and a hoax I should’ve been an accountant why oh why didn’t I just become an accountant
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