I hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
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Final announcement from president Joe Biden
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Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed
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finally some good fucking news
keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘
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your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////
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do not. blaze your hazbin hotel oc art onto my dashboard
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