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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

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me and knuckles on a date at olive garden

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i actually love abortion i think it should be done recreationally and we should add a new category to the olympics based on it

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when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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We crossed the billion mark, everyone!

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Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

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build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

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what the fuck is this

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(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

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I think the only way to save those "booktok romance" girlies is to re-educate them into fujoshis. That way they can still get off to horrific domestic abuse but now those awful men are doing it to each other and leaving women out of it #feminism

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sending a professional email, sighing and lying back and immediatly posting a ‘should i jerk off yes/no’ poll to tumblr