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if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do

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just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

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if we all start peeing together at 11:59 on new years we will unlock a secret

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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Breaking Bad episode

Mr. White: Saul, the DEA are hot on my trail... I’ve got to find a way to throw them off, and fast.

Saul: Not a problem. I know a guy named Boobsome Twosome. His job is to lie to the DEA for you. Been doing it all his life went to juvie for it as a child but he’s covered up his tracks. He’ll lie to the DEA all day. Every day. 24-7. Went to jail for it as an adult but he’s covered up his tracks. (takes out a photo of him) He broke all his bones going 500 miles per hour last year and he’ll lie to the DEA for you. He’s on the way now. And he’s only One. Billion. Bucks.

Mr. White: Hmm... I’ll sleep on it

(the next day)

Mr. White: Well Saul I may be ready to do this

Saul: I was lying to you that guy doesn’t exist.

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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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oh ok

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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