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late as hell but i'll throw my hat in the ring. here's my little faulkner playlist !! i have reasons for all of these, mostly lyrical, so you can :> ask me :] if you want ^^ please please pl

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I love a woman that would literally kill me

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Time to dance like a dervish,

Chaotic but spinning a dime

It is almost your time

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Simulcrum of the mind

Doing double time

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For if you stare into the void for two long

The void will ask for twenty dollars

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Dancers Delight

Rhythm and Thyme

Cooking up a Storm

Left foot failed to Break the Rhyme

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Help

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Her's (and her's)

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Dearest faintest darlings dance delicatly

Through my mind from their calamity

The eye of the storm is cozy ✨️

Three half's of the same coin

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She

She is the best thing to ever happen to you. Don't detach as you usually do. I know dissociation makes it hard for you to make lasting connections. We all know your nihilistic tendencies. But she appreciates your absurd, more than you know. Trust her, Cherish her, and trust that you are enough.

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Yours

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Zeno's Pair of Socks No matter how close I come, never quite get the matching pair fitted

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Hey I heard about me feeling your pain,

Sucks man lol

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They call me foot loose because I am Duelchillies

They call me handsome because I have some hands

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Method to The Madness

Imagine your life as game of chess with your opponent as Deep Blue An omnipotent player with all the time in the world and knows all the tricks in the book. An opponent that shows no mercy and his play-style is so relentless, methodical overpowering that you only sometimes dare to aspire for a stalemate and you gave up on winning a while ago After a particularly brutal game Deep Blue glances up from a board deeply stained red with the blood of your king and your hopes and dreams and asks you in a bored tone if you want to play again Years of frustration and disappointment well up with you in response to this pricks smugness and with a mighty heave you execute a decent table flip, scattering board pieces everywhere and making a general mess of things Deep Blue sits back in his chair and sighs, picks up a small booklet from the clutter in the ground and holds it out to you and says Stop being an angsty twat, we would be having a lot more fun if you bothered to read the rule book You snatch it from his hand rip it up and you say that know you know the rules of chess well enough already it's just that you are a just a bit tired, you got some assignments due soon and it's not your fault he such a chess nerd who has no life Deep Blue looks bewildered and taken back for a moment then looks at you in a concerned fashion, silent for a few minutes After he regains this composure he looks at you incredulously and says slowly as if a something just occurred to him You do realize we have been playing checkers this whole time right… Laughing at him and his silly mind games you start look around for chess piece on the ground to shut this idiot up and you experience severe cognitive dissonance as all you can find is colored wooden circles for days and not a single chess piece and then you have pretty massive existential crisis