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Homer of a lonely Bart

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sorry it really is so fucked up that one of the best preserved artifacts from the cannibalism expedition is a preserved slab of corn beef from the botulism lead poison canned food. i cant believe we have that

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^ realizing the extent of my insanity while reading may we be spared to meet on earth

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this section of the wikipedia page for lady jane franklin is my navidson record. there is no crash bandicoot character with this name. there is no voice actor in the franchise with the name jane franklin. and most importantly. this is the wikipedia page for a woman best known for her contributions to polar exploration after the disappearance of her husband sir john franklin with the two ships erebus and terror, who, and i cannot stress this enough, died in 1875

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me: i’m just working at a gas station :( im not doing anything w my life :(

my foremothers bc i’m not working in a field or pregnant:

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i would never lie to you

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Antarctica, Amundsen Scott South Pole Station - webcam

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how life feels when you restart the terror and all of your stupid gay full of hubris idiots are alive and well again

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thank you tumblr for scaring the fuck out of app users that was very cool

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tumblr app on my phone isnt working?? it told me to log out and log back in but now it won't let me log back in... got scared as fuck that my account was termed but it seems to be working on my laptop o_o scary scary scary if i lost my tumblr id blow myself up

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"a good character playlist should be like 12 songs and carefully curated" sorry mine are like three hour musicals ranging from Absolutely Devastating to Now Let's Do A Silly One

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shutting up will kill the patient ! she needs to be annoying to live

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GUYSSS I GOT MY EW EW EW 😭😭😭❤️

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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2024 movie poll!!! 🍿🎥🎬🎞📀📽📼

i've seen 154!!! ✨put how many you've seen and optionally, which your favorites were!!

mine were the substance, female trouble, pink flamingos, run lola run, trainspotting, death proof, 2001: a space odyssey, poor things, and decker: port of call: hawaii!