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V8 is a soup

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my three inner demons 💖

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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I would like to hit myself in the head repeatedly

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what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

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one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

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What is your ultimate fantasy?

Financial stability.

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Listen, Americans! 😤😤 have you ever been baking🧁 and you’re using an online💻 recipe📄 and it uses some measurement📏 like milliliters🤢 instead of eagle tears🦅 or the blood of the innocent🩸???? Fuckin trash 🗑

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physically i am here but emotionally i am a beanie baby frog

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What if everyone just fucking ate Rolly Pollies like crabs. They’re just a land dwelling crustacean. What if some fucker out there be eating Rolly Polly legs thinkin he’s the height of society... anyways, night.

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Asexuals reblog if you agree

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twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

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#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” 😯

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all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

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what to say to someone who says sorry a lot

u didn’t do anything wrong its ok

don’t worry about it u didn’t do anything wrong

what not to say to someone who says sorry a lot

omg stop saying sorry so much