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V8 is a soup

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my three inner demons 💖

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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I would like to hit myself in the head repeatedly

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I just worked out for an hour in the middle of the night repeating “hot and skinny” over and over in my head. I am the pinnacle of what’s wrong with society. Also this blog has just turned into a place for me to spew all of the bad thoughts I have and can’t speak out loud to other people.

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No one sees my tumblr so here’s some super self destructive bull that I need out of my system like yesterday.

I hate myself. I hate my body. I’m fat and I’m ugly. I hate everything about my fucking self. And I’m hungry. I ate one fucking meal today. And I only ate because I was making dinner for my friend and her baby. And my blood sugar crashed so I had to eat something. But as soon as I ate I felt even more fat and ugly. So now I feel bloated and just generally fat. I honestly hope sometimes that I’m pregnant so that I have an excuse to be as fucking fat as I am. Tried not to eat at all today but that didn’t work. Guess I just won’t eat tomorrow instead or something. But I don’t ant all of my groceries to go bad. So basically, I’m fat, ugly, and broke. Broke enough that I’m using tumblr instead of therapy.

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If Bernie doesn’t win the election I’m gonna be totally screwed on so many levels. I can’t afford to exist and I’m slowly drowning in medical debt🙃

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what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

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one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

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What is your ultimate fantasy?

Financial stability.

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Listen, Americans! 😤😤 have you ever been baking🧁 and you’re using an online💻 recipe📄 and it uses some measurement📏 like milliliters🤢 instead of eagle tears🦅 or the blood of the innocent🩸???? Fuckin trash 🗑

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physically i am here but emotionally i am a beanie baby frog

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What if everyone just fucking ate Rolly Pollies like crabs. They’re just a land dwelling crustacean. What if some fucker out there be eating Rolly Polly legs thinkin he’s the height of society... anyways, night.

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Asexuals reblog if you agree

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Love trying to talk to my bf about us literally moving in together in a week but The Boys TM are on fortnite and that’s much more important🙃