catthegooliker

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Back in 2012 i sent my daughter to the blockchain! She died!! There's no oxygen there!

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My scunthorphe-ignorant censorship program be so fine, but then boom! - a kid named Nasser

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While the devil wept, I brapped..

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Look buddy, keep talking shit and I'll turn your "grandma" into a groundma, capiche?

~ John Sicko

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So I've been thinking about hydrogen

How if left alone for long enough it will randomly bump into each other, forming other atoms and eventually more complex compounds

Like this is basically how the universe got created, it is still almost entirely just hydrogen

Which leads me to conclude that rather than the observable universe being a simulation or a boltzmann brain or whatever, it is in fact just the inside of a really big stale hydrogen tank at some alien uberverse refueling station

"bloody hell barry you were suppose to dispose of old tanks last chewsday innit"

"ah shite mate, seems it's developed sapience now, do we tell the bobbies?"

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>be me

>be questing

>become captive to the bedazzling magic of cosmic entropy

Every FUCKING time

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Oh heck, unironically poggers!!

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One would think that omniscience is a fine companion for omnipotence, rendering it less dangerous, but no - no amount of insight is useful if you’re hellbent on being an asshole

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Hi I'm Gustavo Mattierte Martinota, the final boss of Conway's game of life and this is my son, The Jonkler

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What if there was a stranger yelling "NO NO NOOOOO" but I did it anyway?

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MISCALLENOU Did you know that if you suck «elon musk>> dick on grft parse twitter enough he will give you money? Seriously! Please believe what I say otherwise the guilt over _hrio LITERALLY COVERING ALL THE WALLS in my home with «elon

laser.py -musk»> chunko pops will become ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT

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Virtuous papers without ratological applications? Spontaneously gelating. By convention.

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once a proud rat....naively quantized to 3 bits..

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Announcement: my pronouns are now they’re/their/there

“They’re said their glasses looked good on there” Like so

Those that do not conform to the new standard will be amonged

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You know what they say, lo and behold, hi and cuckold

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Me: *invents a superserum that regrows my limbs, cures my cancer and triples my iq* cool, isn't it?

Academia: n=1 :/

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one of the reddit femboys i've been keeping in my basement died and the others ate him? i know captivity can be stressful for them but that was a shock to come down to this morning