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this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
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I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
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I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning
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Me @ me: Can we stop procrastinating and just concentrate
Me @ me:
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Fuck your own food
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babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
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me, logically: it’s never gonna happen
the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did
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