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I definitely feel like Jason can cry on cue and it’s so damn realistic it’s Oscar worthy. He did it all the time as Robin, and it worked phenomenally on Bruce even when he knew most time it was ruse. Not so much Alfred after he figured out his little trick and would publish him w/ chores for it. Eventually he grew out of it, but he still could do it on command. So imagine years after his death and resurrection, he just pulls out all the stops when he wants to manipulate his siblings into doing something for him. They are instantly stunned when this 6’5 boulder of a man eyes begin to water and his knees buckle as he’s begging them to help him. He could ask them to commit literal crimes against humanity and you better believe they are rushing and throwing all morals out the window to get Jason to stop crying.

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Commenting positively on fic like

Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!

Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead

Author who’s your friend: I hate you

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Bruce seems like the type of dad who cannot for the life of him comprehend the idea of his children having sex lives. Like one of them will make a crude joke on patrol or something and Bruce will just… blue screen. Because there is no way someone did something like that to his precious baby???

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Tiny robins based on this post

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Tim is so funny, I love him

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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

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Made a grasshopper sitting on the wheat. It's all made entirely of glass.

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"Jason Todd. Once a Robin, always an ass" - Timothy Drake

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When I'm necromancin'

Everyone's dancin'

No one can stop me,

Ï̸͝ ̴̬̾d̶̈́̕ä̶́̀r̷̈́e̵̢͠ ̸͝you to trÿ̵́͋

~ Song lyrics are from Necromanncin Dancin by Bear Ghost!

Finally finished Ghost King Phantom! REHEHE

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Late night shenanigans

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Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

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Jason would absolute do shitty youtube interviews. like some lame dude would find him at 5:45pm on the streets and run up with his phone and interview him and Jason with 30 inutes to spare would be like Sure why tf not, and then you have a 20 min unedited raw footage of red hood doing a crazy ass interview where he pulls shit out of his ass 60% of the time. and the video gets 200k views in 4 hours. trending the next day.

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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

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12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

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The best part about DC canon being a sandbox is that you can combine different parts of different timelines into your Frankenstein ideal just to give Bruce Wayne more gray hairs

Observe

Bruce: Dick you know you’re 26 you can’t keep working as a gymnastics instructor on a volunteer basis you need a career.

Dick who has been working as a lawyer in nyc for 3 years now: hmmm yeah you’re totally right B maybe I’ll take some classes

Bruce: Tim you need to get your GED, I cannot allow you to give up on education at highschool.

Tim who got into ivy university and has been zeta-ing back and forth: …hmmm maybe I’m kinda busy

Bruce: I have no idea what Jason does in the day

Jason catholic priest Todd: … yeah I got nothing

-this shitpost was brought to you solely to remind everyone that JASON TODD WAS A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION THANK YOU

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I'm having fun part 3