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where has this pic been my whole life

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@skykearney

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

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Desert Sled-ing down the California coast with META

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a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

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@skykearney

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

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anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.)

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when you hype ya friend up to shoot their shot at their crush and they get rejected

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When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

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me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

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@skykearney

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Ahegao T-Shirt

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I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

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Logan (2017)

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

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Sorry not sorry! :P