catphlegm
catphlegm
CatPhlegm
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Hey I’m Theo he/they This is my side blog follow my art @catsn0t
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catphlegm · 11 hours ago
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we have always existed, and we're not going anywhere! 🏳️‍⚧️🪽✨
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catphlegm · 13 hours ago
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catphlegm · 15 hours ago
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catphlegm · 1 day ago
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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram
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catphlegm · 1 day ago
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I'm sorry I'll never stop drawing them being physically affectionate
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catphlegm · 4 days ago
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catphlegm · 5 days ago
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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
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catphlegm · 5 days ago
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catphlegm · 5 days ago
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catphlegm · 6 days ago
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I FORGOT I CHANGED CHERRY'S CATCHPHRASE TO THAT
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catphlegm · 6 days ago
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damn…
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catphlegm · 6 days ago
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i need you guys to look at this fuckign post
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catphlegm · 7 days ago
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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
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catphlegm · 8 days ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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catphlegm · 8 days ago
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catphlegm · 11 days ago
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Mooooooood
Someone in a weaving discord I'm in saw this much-jpg'd image on Facebook. They enjoyed it and crossposted it. I enjoyed it and asked if there was a source. Alas, unattributed. We would never know.
Not so! By their magical librarianship and citation-hunting powers, @ginneke tracked the image first to Pinterest, then a long-defunct blog, then a connection with the 1960s fairytale retellings of Amadel Williams-Ellis illustrated by one William Stobbs. He had the correct whimsical art style - a hit! Another server member suggested a likely candidate tale of Baba Yaga involving a cat and a loom.
Unfortunately, these books have never been digitised, not even the tables of contents, so there was no way to know whether they might be correct. And my various libraries had never heard of the books. However, for about £7 each on ebay they were within my shenanigans budget - I was invested now.
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I ordered two, mostly at random. Leafed all the way through both of them, got nearly to the end with some delightful other creatures but not yet the Loom Cat...
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..... and then all of a sudden there it was! In a Baba Yaga story in Round a the World Fairy Tales exactly as predicted! Success in tracking down an 80-year-old untitled children's book illustration via several people and much joy. I'm very satisfied and will put the full Baba Yaga tale in a reblog.
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catphlegm · 11 days ago
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they should do emmys for gifs
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