catnipfelix
Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong
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[29 | they/them | vancouver trash] girl help I've been trapped here for over twelve years ghostisfelix
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Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
catnipfelix · 40 minutes ago
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Reblog if you started doing drugs as soon as you heard Miley did because she is your role model
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Weird chairs
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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this is how I say goodnight now
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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a co máte v plánu vy?
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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Sometimes the stars line up perfectly
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catnipfelix · 2 hours ago
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The noble Bus is a mode of transportation befitting the descendants of hunter-gatherers. Bus is a sort of urban beast that must be tracked, pursued, and taken, by force if necessary. It brooks no cowardice; by its own fortitude it engenders nobility in its hunters. Driving is faster, granted— but cold, solipsistic, enervating of body and spirit. The car is an apparatus of regression; the driver cocooned in womb-like solitude meets no hardship, no test of his mettle, and reacts to all discomfiture with the dyspeptic grumbling of an opium-eater prodded from his stupor. To travel and arrive by Bus requires resourcefulness, grit, alacrity, patience, and guile. The Bus-rider laughs at adversity and looks upon his fellow-passengers as brothers. What though the road construction waylay him? What though the rain wet his shoes? Shoes— pah! What cares he for such baubles? Not for him the base ignominy of "road-rage" hang on my stop's coming up I gotta finish this post
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catnipfelix · 3 hours ago
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catnipfelix · 3 hours ago
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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?
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catnipfelix · 4 hours ago
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but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 
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catnipfelix · 4 hours ago
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disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE
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catnipfelix · 5 hours ago
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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes
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catnipfelix · 5 hours ago
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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot
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Acrylic on Canvas
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catnipfelix · 9 hours ago
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my observation from 2 months of kittens
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