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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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i would Never cop a feel. thats disgusting. now, social worker a feel, thats different. i could see myself on board with that.

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Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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white girls hunting me in packs

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod

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i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

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