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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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this 532 page science fiction novel could have been a concept album

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imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

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i need you carnally

my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that

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Starting a collection

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does anyone else have dark memories of listening to the radio as a child

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Isn’t this that daft punk song

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you should really be able to annotate your blocklist on here it's untenable having it all mixed up like this. how am i supposed to know if i blocked this person for writing a smiley emoticon on a day when i was feeling particularly bitter or if it was for reblogging from transmisogynists like i needdd a zotero notes function for this. ik someone already said this but i can't find the post probably because i blocked op for i don't know what reason. because my blocklist isn't annotated

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You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

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notice how nobody’s alive anymore

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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

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theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024

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