catluvr985
millenial jesus u will live forever
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victor, he/him ask me about my beautiful characters
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catluvr985 · 22 minutes ago
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Anon is wondering because this is the metric anon's parents used to determine if someone was fat or not, and anon is curious if it even remotely aligns with what people think of themselves. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with not being able to see your feet when standing straight up.
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catluvr985 · 23 minutes ago
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catluvr985 · 23 minutes ago
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achieving catharsis by jacking off about it
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catluvr985 · 24 minutes ago
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the color red. a kitty cat and a marble. these are my influences
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catluvr985 · 24 minutes ago
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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
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catluvr985 · 24 minutes ago
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im five minutes old and i solved the caper of the rotten old bug corpse
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catluvr985 · 24 minutes ago
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if binary has 10 fans im half of them <- joke that would kill in 2011
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catluvr985 · 25 minutes ago
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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
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catluvr985 · 25 minutes ago
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In 1918, coal miners were astonished to uncover a petrified tree stump entombed within a coal seam.
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catluvr985 · 25 minutes ago
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my art based on the works of @crawfishcomic
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catluvr985 · 26 minutes ago
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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.
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catluvr985 · 27 minutes ago
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wheel of fortune in 2024 can i rent a vowel
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catluvr985 · 27 minutes ago
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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
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catluvr985 · 27 minutes ago
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one time i was at a barnes and noble and an ethereal trans woman looked me up and down and said "You Look Good" and i think that moment is why god hadnt let me kill myself up to that point. all worth it
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catluvr985 · 28 minutes ago
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gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!
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Anna Sui spring/summer 2020 Model: Adut Akech
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