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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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new horror franchise called "silence of the hill" (it's a silence of the lambs/silent hill cross over) it won't be good and also it will be bad, but dwayne "the rock" johnson will be in it and you love him, don't you. ryan reynolds also
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@歷蜀記Lishuji
🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base
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the amount of redditors like "as someone who escaped the alt right pipeline, here's the problem with the left" *writes out essay revealing a massive victim complex*...you did NOT escape the right i'm afraid 😭🙏 at the core of reactionary politics is aggrieved entitlement!
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing
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i want a cig and a joint and alcohol n a cool knife n maybe some blood loss
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This is what mother gets for not offering enough treats.
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