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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

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Deemed "impractical to the point of idiocy", the "Wand Cannon" was later used to devastating effect against the very wizards that had dismissed it.

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#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

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Jimmy Eat America

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

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"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far