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Everyone shut up. There's images of men in comprising positions online you can look at

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Finished watching hunter x hunter so now it’s off to readingthe manga but I had to drawmy sons before that . .

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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

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but bro the self fulfilling prophie

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I love you funny shark boy

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He got himself in a pickle(jar)

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video ranking video game slimes by edibility

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Loki likes gold things and Adam Warlock is by far the most golden thing that Loki has ever seen! (that’s it that’s the ship!)

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Hey guys, an extremely fucked up new crab just dropped! Look at them beady ol’ eyes!

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Real

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EDWIN HODGE Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty 1.04

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

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