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design: robot that moves and poses a bit too humanly me: hrmmmm flavor text: this is actually a person sealed in a suit forever me: oooohh the bonar

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oh yeah well I made a fucking snow throne, bitch

spring is coming. Spring IS COMING. You will stand on soft grass again, and feel the sun kiss your cheeks and shoulders. you will eat of the same berries as the animals returned from their hibernation. you will hear the air alive with your collective breathing.

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Bitch you forgot TRex

Tboy Tgirl and Tshirt . The three genders

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sweetie are you ok, you reblogged what a year this week has been it's Monday 20 times again

What a year this week has been.

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I've decided that all Tumblr users are Br'er Rabbit variants and that "not this post" and "don't do this to me" in response to posts going viral is the equivalent of beggign Br'er Fox not to throw you in the briar patch

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Here's all my memes about laboring under capitalism

I've had a job for less than a week and I already don't wanna go to work what the hell is wrong with me

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An explainer for why I don't fuck with algorithmic social media

If you give a pigeon a little button to peck that releases pigeon food, it will push the button when it's hungry.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food every 5 pecks, it will peck it more often.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food at a randomly selected, always shifting number of pecks, the pigeon will peck that fucking button all day long.

Algorithm based social media is not set up to give you the best most fun stuff all the time, it is set up to give you a bunch of stress and nothingness with a randomized reward of something that actually makes you happy, because they want you pecking that button all damn day. It is a slot machine of content, meant to keep you putting in quarters made of your time and attention till you've nothing yet.

At least if I'm having a shit day on my own Tumblr home feed it's because I've made a bad choice about who to follow and I can fix it.

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I've had a job for less than a week and I already don't wanna go to work what the hell is wrong with me

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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i was off the internet all day and then I got on the Internet and I guess theres discourse about 'soup or bowl' but I think you may all be stupid because you need the bowl to hold the soup but like, what are you gonna do with an empty bowl so the answer is clearly soup *and* bowl

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i commissioned art of cww-tan from carmencaaramel (x) and it is possibly the most adorable image in human history

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holy shit I had one of those two nights ago, that's so crazy, let's be friends

man i had the BEST dream last night (political assassination), so u can imagine my soul-crushing disappointment upon waking

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my house smells like fresh bread. This is because I've just baked a loaf of bread

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Might I entreat you to take a fucking nap

Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me

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"I'm not clever enough for this," she said, idiotically

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways