catherinebunnington

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hate when this happens

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it's not mysterious if you tell me what it is

Sprays you with a mysterious pink liquid 😘

[IBUPROFEN]

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beats you to death, lovingly

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Presented without comment

oh. makes perfect sense!

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they call the me the beast of burden the way I'm unable to come up with punchlines

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i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

[catherinebunnington]

i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

[catherinebunnington]

i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

[catherinebunnington]

i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

[catherinebunnington]

i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

[catherinebunnington]

i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

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they cask of amontillado'd me

Can't have shit in detroit

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

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free bone job

my favorite thing about living in a new place alone is hearing all the sounds at night from the upstairs neighbors i don't have

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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

[catherinebunnington]

before you get (too) frustrated with what people say on the internet, consider the possibility that they are a small child. A baby even. A baby in a pelican's mouth, who has inadvertantly been given access to an Internet connected device, and remember your critical thinking and media literacy skills. Why would this baby in a pelican's mouth write what they've just written? Perhaps it is a cry for help, as are most things babies say. Or perhaps the combination of baby and pelican has given rise to a new form of sentience that simply doesn't understand our culture and morals, which would explain its differing opinions.

This has been a public service announcement

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

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someone told me this was schizo posting and if this is schizo posting I don't think I wanna be sane anymore

So I guess Instagram has these AI profiles now? And this one in particular is... grotesque. Portraying a queer black woman, "Liv" uses AAVE, grew up in an Italian-American family, has an "African American wife" (her words), and participated in a completely fabricated seasonal coat drive

I thought I'd make a little art to commemorate her success

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