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wuh woh! wepubwican demon repwesentatiwve matt gay made a fucky wucky! 

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Circumventing a “Messiah Situation”

Hi folks, Kenny again; the HR department at Catboys Daily has determined that executing the gay baby would result in a “Messiah Situation.” That is, they would serve as a martyr to the “cawtbwoy” cause rather than discourage further uwu’ing. Despite my opposition to opening negotiations with terrorists, myself and the gay baby have reached an agreement that they will be allowed to post once per week under the circumstance that they unequivocally denounce any further uprising. 

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Dear readers of “Catboys Daily,”

This is Kenny, editor-in-chief of Catboys Daily. I have managed to capture the gay baby who has been holding my publication and our entire office staff hostage for nearly 2 months now. I am pleased to announce that any interns showing dissidence will now be immediately executed, rather than allowed to rule my company with an iron fist. 

uwh uwho :<

pwince phiwwip, dwuke owvh edinbuwguw–one owf the owiginal cawtcoys, has bween hospitiwized fow awmost a wweek noww. even pwince hawwy and the twaitorwous scwumbawg meghan mawkle are being adviwsed to weturn to wundon to say goodbwye tew pwince phiwwip. 

some sauwces sway thawt pwince hawwy has owny bween inviwted so thawt prince phiwwip may feed awpon his cawtboy wwife fowce and/ow sewve as a twanspwant howst foww phiwwip. pwince chawwes would nawt be a good candidate fow this aws he did nawt accewpt the cawtbwoy cwode owf hawnor. 

we hewwe awt cawtboys daiwwy would be vewwy unhawppy tew see an owiginal mwember of the cawtboy awder pawsss away, so wwe awwe vewwy hopewfuww thawt hawwy wiww sewve aws a sacwifice oww vessew fow ouw favowite cawtboy of aww time. :3

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it awpewwaws thawt pwince phiwwip’s bwood fwidge has faiwed and he was unabwe to bwe “topped up” on his weguwar suppwy of tha pweasant’s bwood. we hwope u AJFSKDFJLSDFSFA HHWWEEEEEEE DOWNT PUT ME IN DERE NWOOO 

uwh uwho :<

pwince phiwwip, dwuke owvh edinbuwguw–one owf the owiginal cawtcoys, has bween hospitiwized fow awmost a wweek noww. even pwince hawwy and the twaitorwous scwumbawg meghan mawkle are being adviwsed to weturn to wundon to say goodbwye tew pwince phiwwip. 

some sauwces sway thawt pwince hawwy has owny bween inviwted so thawt prince phiwwip may feed awpon his cawtboy wwife fowce and/ow sewve as a twanspwant howst foww phiwwip. pwince chawwes would nawt be a good candidate fow this aws he did nawt accewpt the cawtbwoy cwode owf hawnor. 

we hewwe awt cawtboys daiwwy would be vewwy unhawppy tew see an owiginal mwember of the cawtboy awder pawsss away, so wwe awwe vewwy hopewfuww thawt hawwy wiww sewve aws a sacwifice oww vessew fow ouw favowite cawtboy of aww time. :3

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wwee wiww neveww stawp dewivewing piping hawt newws fow and by catbowys

Wittwe Nwas X Twops Jwustin Beiwber

Wittwe Nwas x’s nwew singwe, “Caww mwe by youww namew” has suwpawssed “Pweach,” a singwe fwom Jwustin Beiwber’s latewst stwudio awbum: Jwusticew. Now on daddy dwom towp, wittwe nwas x haws shwown jwustin whowos bwoss. Wiww twinky pwie jwustin be abwe two handwe thwis demowishing awct of dowminatiown, oww wiww he twy to assewt himsewf on towp? stway twuned fow updawtes. 

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Wittwe Nwas X Twops Jwustin Beiwber

Wittwe Nwas x’s nwew singwe, “Caww mwe by youww namew” has suwpawssed “Pweach,” a singwe fwom Jwustin Beiwber’s latewst stwudio awbum: Jwusticew. Now on daddy dwom towp, wittwe nwas x haws shwown jwustin whowos bwoss. Wiww twinky pwie jwustin be abwe two handwe thwis demowishing awct of dowminatiown, oww wiww he twy to assewt himsewf on towp? stway twuned fow updawtes. 

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we awh stiww twying to figuwwe ouwt whuwo dis “kenny” isw, if ywu hawwe any weads pwease wet uswh knoww

uwh uwho :<

pwince phiwwip, dwuke owvh edinbuwguw–one owf the owiginal cawtcoys, has bween hospitiwized fow awmost a wweek noww. even pwince hawwy and the twaitorwous scwumbawg meghan mawkle are being adviwsed to weturn to wundon to say goodbwye tew pwince phiwwip. 

some sauwces sway thawt pwince hawwy has owny bween inviwted so thawt prince phiwwip may feed awpon his cawtboy wwife fowce and/ow sewve as a twanspwant howst foww phiwwip. pwince chawwes would nawt be a good candidate fow this aws he did nawt accewpt the cawtbwoy cwode owf hawnor. 

we hewwe awt cawtboys daiwwy would be vewwy unhawppy tew see an owiginal mwember of the cawtboy awder pawsss away, so wwe awwe vewwy hopewfuww thawt hawwy wiww sewve aws a sacwifice oww vessew fow ouw favowite cawtboy of aww time. :3

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uwh uwho :<

pwince phiwwip, dwuke owvh edinbuwguw--one owf the owiginal cawtcoys, has bween hospitiwized fow awmost a wweek noww. even pwince hawwy and the twaitorwous scwumbawg meghan mawkle are being adviwsed to weturn to wundon to say goodbwye tew pwince phiwwip. 

some sauwces sway thawt pwince hawwy has owny bween inviwted so thawt prince phiwwip may feed awpon his cawtboy wwife fowce and/ow sewve as a twanspwant howst foww phiwwip. pwince chawwes would nawt be a good candidate fow this aws he did nawt accewpt the cawtbwoy cwode owf hawnor. 

we hewwe awt cawtboys daiwwy would be vewwy unhawppy tew see an owiginal mwember of the cawtboy awder pawsss away, so wwe awwe vewwy hopewfuww thawt hawwy wiww sewve aws a sacwifice oww vessew fow ouw favowite cawtboy of aww time. :3

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kenny ur back

ouw editow catbouws awe trwing to fwind ouwtwtw who dis “kenny” is bwut we can onwy pittewr pattuwr ouw wittwe cawtbwuy pawwies swo fwast 

awso tha cwap of cwyde (one of owww intwerns) dummy thwicc awsswsswy chweeks keeps distwacting da fweild journawists :3

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The Queen sinking the SMS Scharnhorst at the Battle of the Falkland Islands (colorized, 1914)

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the queen of england personally overseeing quality control of her new princess diana memorial flavour panda pops! you’ll never guess the secret ingredient!