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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you
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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same
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I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.
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why does brushing your teeth before the dentist feel like trying and failing to cram before a test
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”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day
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all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned
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your daughter was a pleasure to have on my dashboard
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does anyone else ever get the urge to use specific words. like sometimes i'll wake up and be like if i don't find an opportunity to say the words "abhorrent" and "catastrophic" today i'm going to lose my fucking mind.
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in a complicated on again off again psychosexual situationship with late afternoon cup of coffee
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they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy
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GUARDS! take him to the top of a beautiful hill and make him watch the sunset with no camera
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hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets
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$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.
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that james baldwin quote where he says, “it took many years of vomiting up all the filth i’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before i was able to walk on the earth as though i had a right to be here.”
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i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind
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