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Another anecdote from Greek class: 

Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like the cosmic, religious sense of the word. And Peter says yes but he uses the word φιλέω, which is also ‘love’ but in a much more general casual way, so basically Jesus Christ Son of God asks Peter if he loves him and Peter says, “Yeah, as a friend.”

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what is the difference between falling in love and having a crush

if they get a haircut and they’re ugly it’s a crush

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do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

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yaoi’re*

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Baby boomers acting like Netflix & Chill is something new when we all know what they were doing at that Drive In Theater. 

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IM 👏 NOT 👏 GONNA 👏 SAY 👏 THIS 👏 AGAIN 👏 DONT 👏 ACT 👏 LIKE👏YOURE 👏 A 👏REAL 👏 VEGAN 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 HAVENT 👏 STUCK 👏 YOUR 👏 GENITALIA 👏 INTO 👏 A 👏 HEAD 👏 OF 👏 LETTUCE👏

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Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

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I just want to aplogize to all the substitute teachers. ..yall didn't deserve that :(

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this is how i want to die

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we are all found dead in miami

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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

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It’s not gay if it’s on the moon

(via ryannahwood)

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the great thing about loving minor characters is that nobody can tell me that something ISN’T true… cuz like… says who? the creators? no. in fact, the creators said nothing.

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high school musical meme: [¼] pairings » troy bolton & gabriella montez

Like kindergarten.