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@nutjobjosh
what if we kissed... while carving pumpkins.. and while baking those halloween sugar cookies with spooky shapes on them... hahah i’m just kidding.,,.. unless..??
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online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”
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me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you
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who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only
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cardinal truths:
-women be shoppin
-men get pegged
-cops are bastards
-shrimpin ain’t easy
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My genius sometimes its almost frightening.
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