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In need of someone to write this fic bc I’m incapable:

what I truly need to the very CORE of my being is FBI!Stiles saving Eli from imminent death like maybe he was kidnapped and the pack is looking for him and maybe stiles is undercover and hears about this kid with a last name Hale who also happens to be a werewolf (that’s sus) and then blows his cover to save him cause he has to KNOW and obviously stiles is badass, he’s been an agent for YEARS and Eli calls derek aka dad and is like “hey this guy saved me” and maybe he FaceTimes him and then Derek sees stiles OKAY and maybe there is CCTV footage of stiles saving eli and everyone sees WHO KNOWS that’d be crazy

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Here me out:

Merthur but Arthur is Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Merlin is Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier).

Aka, Arthur remembers Merlin and his most recent incarnation (because of the ice) and, well, Merlin does not have “access” to those memories due to ✨brainwash✨ and immortal delusions.

Ofc it would be awesome to incorporate the knights, Gwen, Morgana, etc. however that works out.

Ps. Idk if this is already a thing and would LOVE the fic if so. Ty💕

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@douceurs

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Minecraft player will know…

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I’ll take my coin now. I need to get back to my horse.

Geralt of Rivia | 1.03 “Betrayer Moon”

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They’re gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine

NUMBER FIVE IN 1982 WISCONSIN + ’TEENAGERS’ BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

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Ellen Page in The Umbrella Academy season 2 (2020)

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- I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren’t, at heart, just a little bit a good person.

- And if you weren’t, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.

Good Omens (2019) - 1x06 The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives

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Show yourself! Step into your power. 

Grow yourself into something new.

You are the one you’ve been waiting for all of my life. 

Oh, show yourself. You.

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#5 stages of dealing with issues

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police officer: you are under arrest for having six people on one motorcycle.

gwaine: wait,, six?

police: yes

gwaine: fuck

police: sir?

gwaine: merlin fucking fell off

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im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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Today is the 3 year aniversary of me and my friend getting left behind on a school field trip in hawaii and desperately trying to convince the chaperones and our own parents that were thousands of miles away to believe it wasn’t actually an April fools joke.

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Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор

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Nothing will ever be as sassy as the actual lines, but this had to be done.

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Gaius: “Merlin, do you have anything to do with this?”

Merlin: