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obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
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People think that if you change something in the past it could drastically affect the present, but never really think that what they do in the present could drastically affect the future.
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The Fifth Element totally predicted the rise of vloggers and social media stars.
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Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!”
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Using a dating app while you’re horny is like going grocery shopping when you’re hungry.
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hi yes you requested one rowdy boy?
🐢| ig: aquamike23
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Hahaha truth right there!
Any store is a drive through if you’re fast enough.
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Shook here!
When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can change the future by doing something small.
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