castr01995
Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive
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castr01995 · 7 years ago
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this is way too fucking relatable
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castr01995 · 7 years ago
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
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castr01995 · 7 years ago
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EXACTLY.
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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Lavell Crawford-You Know You Big
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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bird: [screaming loudly into cup]
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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Christoph Waltz talking sense
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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So I took the garbage out... At 1:34 AM, and I noticed that the whole backyard was lit up. When I looked to see if any of the lights were on outside, I didn't see anything. So I looked up, and I saw the full Moon, and all the stars, in a perfectly clear sky. Not a single cloud in sight. And I had a moment of, "This is the single, most beautiful site I will ever see." This picture doesn't do it any justice, but I just wanted to document it in some way. Most people don't think of anything when they look at the sky. But me? Like a nerd, I wonder about all the possibilities that are out there. What kind of life is out there, living their own lives, unaffected by humans, and unaware of how big our shared universe really is. But then I get sad when I realize I'll never live to see any of it. And then I get even sadder when I realize that I care about something that will never affect my life in any real way and is actually pointless for me to waste my time thinking about it. But, oh well... We still have cats here on Earth, so life's not all that bad I guess... But I really need to go to sleep.
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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Me watching the Clinton vs. Trump debate...
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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A toy monkey's opinion on the election.
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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My Instagram is all my cat now.
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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"What is this?!"
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castr01995 · 8 years ago
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Everything that made me pretty now lies in a baggy. #RIPFabio
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