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It's Been a Minute. Have Some Memes.

Four Part Finale:

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Chay: don’t mess with me

Someone: or what? What are you going to do?

Chay, *starts sobbing*

Kim: WHO DID THAT, I SWEAR TO GOD-

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Macau: [walks into the kitchen]

Chay: [sipping orange juice] morning!

Kim: [washing his plate in the sink] ’sup?

Macau: hey [sits down]

Chay: P'Pete made pancakes!

Macau: ooh! Pancakes! [grabs a few pancakes from the tray to his plate] do we have any whipped cream?

Chay: yeah [slides the can of whipped cream toward Macau]

Macau: [puts whipped cream on his pancakes and digs in]

Vegas: [walks into the kitchen to grab coffee and recognizes the whipped cream can] uhmm... Macau where did you get that whipped cream can?

Macau: [chewing pancakes] Chay gavf if tuf mef

Vegas: Chay, where did you get it from?

Chay: From your room

Vegas: yeah that's what I thought

Macau: [stops chewing]

Kim, who had just finished eating four pancakes with whipped cream from that very can: [drops his plate in the sink]

Vegas: ...

Macau: ...

Kim: ...

Chay: [sips his orange juice, blissfully oblivious]

Macau: [spits out the pancake on to his plate]

Kim: [rushes to the bathroom and starts hurling]

Pete: [enters the kitchen] What's all the commotion?

Vegas: remind me to buy multiple cans of whipped cream next time we go grocery shopping... [looks at Chay] and a new lock for our bedroom.

Pete: ...ooookaaaaay?

Chay: [sips his orange juice, slightly confused]

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Macau : Blue M&Ms are the best.

Chay : whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Macau: What about it? They are.

Chay : I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

Chay : THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Macau : YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

Kim : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

Tankhun : I like the yellow ones.

Macau and Chay : SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Macau: Basically my plan to catch up on all my schoolwork in a month is just stay awake, drink lots of coffee and hope Hia Vegas doesn’t find out.

Chay:

Chay: Do you take constructive criticism of this plan?

Macau: Not without crying but you can help me and give me advice on how to feel fast.

Chay: Cocaine will work better than coffee.

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Kim might be an unhinged mafia prince, but Chay is a gen z kid.

Chay was raised on Tumblr, tiktok, wattpad, AO3, twitter, the whole package.

Kim doesn't even stand a chance, all Chay has to do is show him some a/b/o mpreg fanfic of WiK x Reader and Kim's brain would collapse on itself.

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Chay: Don't put food in front of me, I feel nauseous

Porsche: YOU GOT MY BABY BROTHER PREGNANT?!?!?

Kim: Phi... he CAN'T GET PREGNANT

Chay: Let me point out that it isn’t for lack of trying

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Image description :

WikMaBaby (aka Chay) posts a throwback on Instagram.

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Throwback!

#whoremembers #throwbackthursday @therealporsche ... more

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therealporsche who ru calling a whore???? @WikMaBaby TankYew @therealporsche obviously...you SweetPea_te @therealporsche confirmed SinCity69 @SweetPea_te he's not the only one ;) SweetPea_te @SinCity69 awwww babe!!!! XD TankYew @SinCity69 BEGONE, DEMON therealporsche @KinnPossible I'm being attacked T_T KinnPossible @therealporsche I love you. therealporsche @KinnPossible that's it?? that's ur response to me being attacked?! Chan.Knight @KinnPossible Khun Kinn, you have a meeting in approximately 15 minutes. Please log off social media and head to the conference room. Thank you. SweetPea_te @Chan.Knight Pffffffffft TankYew @Chan.Knight Pffffffffftttttt therealporsche @Chan.Knight LOL Wik (official) @therealporsche Was he wrong though? therealporsche @Wik (official) ur still on shaking ground, mister Armyof1 @therealporsche Porsche, the phrase is "shaky" ground, not shaking... TankYew @Armyof1 I'm so glad someone said it therealporsche @WikMaBaby NONG GET OVER HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "WHORE MEMBERS" WikMaBaby @therealporsche ...I literally just got out of class. Wtf is this?? Caucau_bitches @WikMaBaby who's gonna tell him lololol KinnPossible @WikMaBaby Nong, as much as I appreciate you reining in my own nong, it's not very polite to call your Hia a whore. Chan.Knight @KinnPossible Khun Kinn, it is now exactly 7 minutes until your next meeting. I advise haste. Wik (official) @KinnPossible Yah why don't you go to your meeting and let me worry about my Angel KinnPossible @Wik (official) Excuse me?? WikMaBaby @therealporsche omfg Hia. The phrase was WHO. Remembers. Not Whore Members!!!!!! -_- therealporsche @WikMaBaby oh. that makes sense. duh. why didn't u just tag that?? SinCity69 @Caucau_bitches You are never allowed to complain about me again. Caucau_bitches @SinCity69 Agreed.

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Jeff Satur: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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Chan *after gathering the bodyguards*: So, the reason I’ve summoned you here, is because I’m going on vaccation. This means… Pete: What? Pol: Is this a joke? Arm: Mom, no! Ken: Yes! Big: Well, you’ve been working non-stop for like… ten years, so… Porsche: Party! Party! Party! Chan: … Kinn, from the other room: Don’t worry, dad! Tankhun will look after us. Tankhun *starts crying* *three hours later* Bartender: Sir, this is our strongest drink. Are you sure… Chan: I just found out I have eight kids… Bartender: … Chan: And I’m apparantly their mom as well… Bartender *reaching for the Hapsburg Absinthe bottle* Chan: I work for the father of three of them… Bartender *stops reaching for glasses* Chan: And the rest are just human shields! Bartender *opens the bottle* Chan: Aren’t you gonna say anything?! Bartender: No words, no kids, no mercy. Just alcohol. *the next morning* Korn, in front of all the idiots in his house: Are you happy now? Look what you’ve done! Here I’m giving my loyal, most trusted guard ONE week of vacation in twelve years and not only did he resign, he married a DAMN BARTENDER AND SENT ME ADOPTION PAPERS FOR YOU ALL! Vegas, walking in just in time, tearing up: Oh god, let me call Macau, he’s gonna be so surprised! Daddy Chan! Daddy Chan! Porchay, who’s just happy and cute: Daddy Chan! Daddy Chan!

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I love that small part of the kp fandom who headcanon Chay as trans. Like, imagine Chay coming out to Porsche as ftm and the next day Porsche appears with multiple stuff with trans flags on it, amd he's like "BEEEE WHO YOU AAAAAAARE 💖💖💖💖💖"

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Me (explaining KinnPorsche and KimChay): Okay so essentially there’s a set of Top Brothers and a set of Bottom Brothers. That makes them easier to keep track of, I guess.

My friend on the phone: Oh, like Mario and Luigi.

Me: Wait, wh-

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Chay: If I run and leap at P'Kim, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Chay: Coming in!

Kim: Chay, no! I'm holding a guitar!

Kim: *drops the guitar to catch Chay*

Porsche, sulking: You'd never do that for me.

Kinn: I took a bullet for you.

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Kinn: Some of you have never woken up to a snoring dog and it shows

Chay: Some of you haven’t woken up to a loafed cat loudly purring on your chest AND IT SHOWS

Vegas: Some of you never woken up to your brother screaming because your snake got out of her enclosure and it shows

Everyone: *Silently stares at Vegas*

Porsche: I’m officially never going to your house again

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Chay: Phi, you have shitty taste in men.

Porsche: Must be a Kittisawasd thing.

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Chay: *on the phone* Hello?

Porsche: *on the other end* You’re all out of orange juice.

Chay: I understand *hangs up* I have to go out for orange juice.

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Pete: *on the phone* Yes, I understand. *hangs up* I have to go out for orange juice.

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Porsche: *hangs up* Kinn, I have to go out for orange juice.

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Chay: Being married to a Theerapanyakul is great.

Porsche: So great!

Pete: The best!

Porsche: But they can be a tad judgmental.

Chay: Almost punitive

Pete: They are monsters.

Porsche: That’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes.

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Kim is such a unique and well displayed character , he’s fire and warmth , cold and breezy, smart but dumb, would do anything for his brothers ( I’ll probably deep dive in that later) , and when he cares about something or someone, no one can stop him(besides tasers lol) to make sure it’s safe, a good example of the sky may be blue but that doesn’t mean it was never pink.