artist, yogi, #teamkanye Cass or Cassiopeia, not Cassandra. If you can't spell Cassiopeia, that's okay. Let's have a nice, long, sensual dinner and I'll teach you how. I've straddled the stars and ridden hurricanes. I've been around the block a time or two. Now I'm just looking for a nap, though. Why am I even introduing myself? Who could forget this adorable face? I know you love me, XOXO.
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rhirhiannon:
Girl, do you think you teleported or something during your hibernation? This is Tybee, there’s literally no gossip unless you wanna hear about some poor guy getting evicted by his dick of a landlord because he had 8 cats hidden in his apartment. I’m sure one of the Kardashians has done something gossip worthy tho.
WHAT if I have super powers and I can actually teleport and I just don’t even know it yet? LIT. I actually feel worse for the cats than the guy...like, now they’re homeless and before they were all stuffed into a smelly apartment. Ugh. I guess I have to adopt them all.
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billiebishops:
Hi Cass. I’m Billie, and I don’t know anything about town gossip as I’m very new here, but I’d love to hang out with you and go shopping. My preferred activities are hiking and meditating, which tells you how exciting I am as a person.
YAAAS, shopping! I need thirteen new pairs of shoes. I’m having like, a shoe craving. But I also love hiking and meditating! Is it weird if I say we should meditate together? Have you ever tried tantra meditation? It’s super sexy, just like you.
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blakesrutherford:
Dude, totally me these past few weeks. With Iz, working a shit ton and me writing up a storm we’ve barely seen each other which is why this birthday trip is just what I fucking needed!
OOOOH, birthday trip?! What are the birthday plans? Hopefully a lot of sex but like, what else?
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levi-evans:
Cass, you’re talking to a guy who barely got through high school, I don’t fucking know anything about English and its many rules. However, I do know that we’d have a pretty great time painting each other.
Did you know that the beard sometimes makes you look more intelligent? It’s fine, we can be stupid together. I’ll be sure to pick up some body paints when I go shopping later tonight. I very much intend to recreate Van Gogh’s The Starry Night on that fine ass body.
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alfredhudson:
Wherever you wanna go. Preferably a place with both booze and hot men.
Two of my favorite things...you know how to have a good time.
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Texty Text to: Cass ☀️
Cassia: I really want to see what you worked on!! Am I allowed or do I have to wait? Do you take them to a gallery? I don't know how any of this works!
Cassia: I feel like watching a movie but that means getting off my couch and it's sooooo hot outside!
Cass: No sneak previews, not yet! This is my finest piece of work so far...but you'll definitely get an invite to my next gallery party!
Cass: But, the movie theater is nice and cool! So that makes up for it. Have you seen The Incredibles yet?! I need to see it soooo bad.
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riverfabs:
I 100% feel you on the whole under socialised thing, I’ve been very out of the loop too. I don’t really have any plans for the weekend but I hope you find something fun to do that gets you that break, before you go crazy talking to your bong.
I’ll have you know, my bong is an excellent listener! And very supportive...she’d never let me go crazy.
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levi-evans:
Fun question: why haven’t we painted each other whilst naked yet?
You know what’s even more fun than that question? Painting each other whilst naked. Also, I love the word whilst but I never know how or when to use it? How do words work?
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alfredhudson:
You really need to get out, girl. But don’t you worry, I’ll take you.
Yay! Where are we going, lil Al?
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Cassia: How long is long??
Cassia: omg. When you said that I totally envisioned the whole Take on Me video which would have been so cool!
Cassia: What did you paint?
Cassia: And I’m good!! Been busy but things are going great.
Cass: Ummm Cassiopeia...10 letters! Anything over four is long to me.
Cass: If only I was living that life 4 real!
Cass: I've been working on some really nebulous pieces, and I really like how they're looking.
Cass: Busy can be good! I'm glad you're good.
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teacherkenzie:
I’m taking over Tybee with glitter. You want in?
I only like glitter when there are strippers involved. Are there strippers involved?
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Cassia: Hey you! At first I thought I was about to text myself. Lolol I really need to write your whole name in my phone.
Cassia: How are you?
Cass: My full name is soooo long, it would kill your fingers! And you have some nice fingers.
Cass: I'm great! Kind of stir crazy because I accidentally got sucked into a painting for like, two weeks?
Cass: Not literally sucked like INTO a painting, but that would be cool.
Cass: How are you?!
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I feel like I’m so under socialized right now? The only person I’ve talked to over the last week is my bong, which probably isn’t good. #yikes. But now I’m out of paints and too lazy to go shopping...I guess it’s time for a break! Sooo, what’s everyone doing this weekend and also, can I tag along? I’d say I’m so quiet you won’t know I’m there, but that’s a total lie.
Also, what have I missed re: town gossip and celebrity gossip? I swear I’ve been living under a rock.
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The only thing I miss about school is the parties, but hey. To teach their own. What video game are you playing, though? And also like, what’s your major? Yes, this is an interview...I’m interested!
Is it weird that I miss school? Like, a lot? I’ve literally been going into the college every single day to program shit just because I miss the whole atmosphere. I mean, there is also the fact that I’ve been working on this video game for about a year and I’m still not finished. Am I too much of a nerd for this? I’m actually counting down the days until school starts again, ‘cause I wanna learn so much more about this stuff. I guess this shows you that I chose the right major, but… still! #BringBackCollege. I know most will disagree, but this girl needs to get back into the swing of things.
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I feel for you! I love tanning in the summer, it’s my faaaave. I can’t imagine like, not being able to lay in the sun without worrying about...dying or whatever. Okay, not dying, but feeling hella pain.
But totally noted. No touching, minimal laughing. Do yourself a favor and don’t forget, though!
When I say that my favorite season is summer, I mean it. I love late nights and cookouts and fireflies and wearing minimal clothing. But with minimal clothing comes the need to constantly spray sunscreen on my pale skin so I don’t look even more red than my hair. Looking like a fuckin’ lobster or a tomato? Not a good look for me, so I envy y’all who can actually tan.
But if I do forget to wear sunscreen and end up lookin’ like a tomato I ask two things — 1) please laugh at me for being stupid. 2) don’t touch me ‘cause it will fucking hurt. This has been a PSA. Thank you for your time, Tybee.
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xanderose:
I like this confidence you have but also the fuck it, live your life thing. I respect that outlook a lot and it makes me wanna do it all the more. So it can come out looking horrible but I’ll still get the brownie points in the hot department? How can I not do it now? You’d let me practice on you? Arts an amazing thing. I feel like we’re the same person. Are you sure we haven’t met in a past life?
Do it! Fuck what anyone else thinks, do what you love. Exactly! Even if it came out looking like a child did it, it would still be hot. Because you’re doing what you love and like, you also gave yourself a tattoo. How can you be any cooler? You better do it, and I better get to see it! I’d definitely let you practice on me. The only catch is, all my ink has to be related to the cosmos. So draw up some pretty stars and I’ll let you ink ‘em anywhere. Art is the only thing that matters in this shitty, shallow world. So I definitely agree with you there. Honestly, I’m a hella old soul so we probably have met in a past life. Do you think we were banging in one of the past lives? Important question.
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