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Broke double digits, total of 12 points. But Frank said he'd propose if I was 25 years older so I'd say it's win (at Pinstripes Bowling Bocce Bistro - Georgetown)
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*at an expensive restaurant*
*eating $70 mac and cheese*
me: this is delicious! what kind of cheese is in this?
chef: smegma
me:

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Mommy was uncharacteristically complimentary to me, but then she reverted back to the old mommy and threw some shade at the end. Just couldn’t help herself.
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PREACH (at The Rustic Backyard Kitchen & Bar)
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