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twenty years across the sea

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equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again

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Imo kinda problematic to worship Apollo :/ I mean he brings the plague upon people and shoots them with arrows

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I hope you and your family get the plague

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AUUUGUGUHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHG. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHGHHG AGONY

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I’m gonna go pick some flowers today :)

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underworld

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Built this today

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Up here flying and shit. With my new wax wings

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The sun looks so beautiful

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Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS

#THEY JUST SHOWED UP IN THR CLOUDS WHO ARE YOU #WHAT THE FUCK #???!!?!? #??? HOWD YOU EVEN GET HERE

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who would even want a golden touch. what would you do with that. choose turning into a dolphin instead or something

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look at this guy his posts turn into gold too😭😭😭

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BEEP

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why are you on my post

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Psycopomp winner FINALE

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Why am I losing. Guys

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Guys I thought we were in agreement

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The other guy makes you pay for a ride why are you voting for him

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Please

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Look at my boat boy

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sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles

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*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

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i love reading classics scholarship from the early 20th century and having it inevitably start off with something insane like this

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hey girl, um, we were having a bacchanal and we kinda tore your boyfriend to shreds. yeah, ripped his head clean off. sorry about that :/

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I’m so fond of athena and odysseus conceptually.  like here’s the goddess of wisdom and warfare and craft and art, and here’s her pet liar.  he does tricks.

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snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

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Radio

How delighted you must have been, radiant Apollo, when we learned to transmute song into light and back again.

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there are very few ancient artifacts that make me more emotional than roman tombstones that thank the reader for stopping by and wish them well. there's simply something so sweet and gentle to me about imagining a traveler stopping along the road to read someone's final dedication and being sent away with the blessings of a thankful ghost

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“one must imagine sisyphus happy” no, one must imagine him a stubborn asshole who thinks he’s smarter than everyone including the gods. i’ve heard plenty of versions where hades gives him the CHOICE to roll the boulder up the hill; it’s the only way he’s getting into elysium. if he wants to walk away, fine! he’ll just be relegated to the asphodel meadows (the “nosebleed/overflow” section of the underworld where all the normies end up).

and sisyphus, well, he’s a goddamn king. he cheated death! twice! a simple boulder is no match for his mighty wit.

hades’ punishment isn’t “you are forced to perform an unwinnable task forever”. it must fit sisyphus’ crimes. his hubris. any sane person, and quite a few insane ones, would spend a while pushing the boulder, maybe a few hours, maybe a few months, and eventually realize it was futile. an eternity in a peaceful meadow, not alone, not tortured, seems agreeable. but not to sisyphus. no, he’s too famous, too smart for that. he’ll get it to the top this time. this time. this time for sure.

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i love characters who lie. i love when a character is established as a capital L Liar and then we as the audience can't take anything they say at face value. i love liars fakers schemers deceivers. characters whose tongues are outright necrotic with the rot of their lies. characters to whom truth is a stranger. i am kissing them on the lips btw it tastes disgusting

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

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Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

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Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?