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I just love the guy that accidentally evaporated his child's gender lmao

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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Anyway

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I need to get this off my chest, so I'll dump my opinion here.

Sdv fans, is Harvey is your pathetic little man and can do no wrong in your eyes, keep scrolling.

I Love Elliott. So much. But for some unhinged reason, I opened a new file, the farm was going smoothly, and suddenly I'm like "shucks, I need to marry before Grandpa comes looking!" Bc in my deranged lil' head, grandpa's test is basically "you can't inherit the Statue Of Perfection unless you're married" a la Regency Era or smthn. But then I look around and I'm like. I only married Sebastian once, and I married Elliott the other 5 times I made a new farm. So I should probably marry someone else.

So I marry Harvey, just to get him off the bucket list. Elliott is silly and over-the-top, yes, but Harvey? As soon as you marry him, He's like a sad, wet dog that just got taken off the rain and is still whining about the cold weeks afterwards. At least Elliott has some Flare, and a bit more dignity. Harvey is for folks that love a Simp, but can't put up with a library. Those who would rather watch the movies than touch a trendy book. Honestly, I expected Harvey to be a different sort of intellectual, considering he's a doctor, but the most "intellectual" thing he said during our ENTIRE MARRIAGE was that the cold air in winter dries up the skin. And then followed that with an innuendo. I WISHED I COULD FLIP A TABLE AT HIM.

And honestly? Is truffle oil supposed to be a lube, or an aphrodisiac?? First Lewis and now Harvey!? I would like to know the deal with that, I don't want to make sex supplies ignorantly, let alone sell them.

But I digress. Point in case, Elliott lived in a f-ing shack at the beach before moving in. That man despises the rain like nothing else, and that flimsy thing looked like it must have had leaks and wind drafts all over.

And yet Harvey is the one complaining about how bleak and desolate his life was before finding love. Like, C'mon man! You were doing fine before we got married, I saw you! How did marriage turn this perfectly self sufficient adult into a wet tissue??

We already had a daughter, and I'm not into dove-ing children for the Glory of Beelzebub or whatever, but I'm SO NOT having this man's son.

I'm divorcing him and going to buy milk at Ginger Island for a month. I'm Done.

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Folks, we all remember Ody messed up the number of years when telling Circe, right? But then, during Legendary, and most of the Ithaca saga, it is acknowleded by multiple characters other than him that it's been a total of 20 years since he left, so hear me out.

Odysseus thinks he was in Calypso's island for 7 years.

It's been 9, the year 11 was the rough duration of the musical, since leaving Troy to Thunder Bringer.

I would have to listen to the entire musical again, to see if the timeline fits, but that's no hardship with such great songs

Not so rare frame of Odysseus having to count how many years he has been away from home

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PoV: You finally came to terms with the fact that you actually really liked Maddie in Arcane, despite her being a backstabbing traitor that tried to break the main lesbian OTP, so you give her a happy ending.

(Also, I forgot what I'd put as the 'favorite thing' and now the white cat is named Caitlyn 🤣😭)

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Honestly, I think we should consider "Mr. Jalapeño is the reincarnation of the original Odysseus" as something we could add to fanfiction xd

unfortunately, the final Epic livestream getting cancelled because the cast decided to go to Ithaca together only to face nonstop disasters including a crazy bad storm is the funniest possible way this could have ended

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Folks, I just found out gen Alpha stops being born this year, and from 2025 onwards, those babies will be known as 'gen Beta'. I highly doubt I'll have a kid within gen Beta's timeframe, so I REALLY hope the gen after will be Gamma or something. Sigma? Theta? I dunno, I just don't wanna look my kid in the eye and have to tell 'em "I'm sorry sweetie. You're an Omega" LMFAO I CAN'T

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happy christmas adam it’s still the 23rd here and I put way too much effort on this

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As a Southern Hemisphere native, recently migrated (in a hopefully permanent manner) to the Northern Hemisphere, I will say this.

Share the sun, Bitch. Y'all have plenty and I'm shriveling here.

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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This is beautiful. I can't, my heart—

my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

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Honestly, I thought it was just because he's Führer Bradley. Like, nobody sexualizes Hitler. Nobody sexualizes Nazis, or fascist, as far as I'm aware. So another key aspect of a non-woobiefiable villain would be to make them vaguely associable with historical figures and phenomena that people would sooner vilify than throw their underwear at.

Nazism isn't sexy = You don't sexualize Hitler.

Racism/Oppression isn't sexy = You don't sexualize Trump.

Unreasonable Brutality isn't sexy = You don't sexualize Male Cops.

Y'all see where I'm going? You don't sexualize a source of genuine suffering within human history, unless you can dissociate them from the calamity they represent. Roy Mustang is easily dissasociable to the regime he serves because he's one of those fools that enter a corrupt system in order to 'fix it from the inside'. Everyone loves an underdog with good intentions, especially when the disillusionment only means a change in tactics instead of an outright Heroic BSOD

King Bradley is just Hitler with an eye patch and a better mustache. Nobody cares whether or not Hitler is buff, You Don't Sexualize Hitler.

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

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Last pic with no context feels unhinged 💀

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Am I going crazy, or did WWX somehow sneak into the Binghe-verse and is just pretending to be another Binghe in the background???

In today’s episode of SVSSS!: Shizun goes to binghe super-hell

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So you're telling me that the caterpillar not only has to go through metamorphosis unaware of wtf that even is, but it basically makes itself a cocoon as a last-ditch effort to keep itself together!?

Cuz' let's be real. You don't need to be an expert biologist to tell the feeling of fuck my body's falling apart and the caterpillar can probably tell that it's melting from the inside out. That's messed up. That is SO MESSED UP

how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

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Unless you take the time to be overwhelmed before getting the sticker, and then you know where to put it, and you've stalked the store that has that perfect sticker for like, three weeks, and when you work up the courage to speak to the clerk... They no longer sell it

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.