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Who is googling this

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unfortunately for cleo they accidentally met all of the criteria

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the full month between these two tweets

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I am so ready for dictator Mikey. I am so excited. I hope he alienates everyone in his pursuit to find Edgar. I hope his life gets ruined. I hope someone dumps a big bucket of water on his head and he starts meowing

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Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible

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Oh… That’s why.

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Game of the year

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.

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Would you be willing to turn into a dragon?

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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There are different kinds of aro people. Some are perfectly happy to do romantic relationships. Some absolutely cannot stand the idea that anyone might even think they're in one. And then there's me, who just messaged my FWB asking if I can tell my landlord she's my girlfriend so I can use her mold allergy as a reason why no, he cannot just paint over the black mold in my apartment, he needs to actually do something about it. If I'm going to live in a society where romantic relationships are taken uniquely seriously? Well, I have absolutely no problem lying

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i dont trust horses because cat people and dog people both talk about their animals normally but horse people talk like they joined the fucking scientologists. it’s like

cat owner: he’s a funny little guy who lives in my house

dog owner: he’s my best friend :) good boy

horse owner: He has such a deep soulful energy. He’s spiritually bonded to me. He knows me better than my own parents. He’s so wise and caring. He can smell disdain and taste fear

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Can everyone see these pictures of weird al

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creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.