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I blog about sex way too much for someone who is only getting fucked by life
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i feel like most of those “reblog with x information about yourself in the tags” posts are just fishing for notes but frankly i dont care because they provide me with an opportunity to do one of my favourite things which is randomly and publicly sharing facts about myself
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Black ice
Scarf from Banggood / Review
Jewelry (x / x) from Banggood / Review
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based on my blog, guess how many followers i have
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No wonder he wanted a divorce if same sex marriage was legalized
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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
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ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY:
wait until it gets dark and make tea or coffee or hot chocolate, or if it’s too hot outside make yourself a healthy smoothie with your favorite things in it at any point during the day
put on your favorite underwear, it helps, trust me, it’s an old family secret (i’m not kidding)
if you have a pet, play the “how many things can i stick on you until you move or get mad” game (bonus points if they fall asleep, extra bonus points if a family member sees you and tells you to quit it, extra double ultra points if they join in)
rip a peice of paper into as many little pieces as you can
go to animeseason.com and click “random anime” until you see one that looks completely ridiculous (or actually good) and watch the first episode. repeat if it sucked or if you get bored halfway through
spend at least an hour making a music playlist for how you feel right now and save it for now or when you feel a bad mood rise again
curl up in bed and cover yourself with blankets and pillows and put in music and just lay there for a while (sleeping is also good)
eat everything
drink lots of water
it’s okay bad moods don’t last forever!!!!!! i promise!!! you will be yourself soon and there are people who love you very much, don’t be afraid to reach out to them
you are lovely
eat lots of bananas
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having the perfect drawing in your head but not being able to fucking draw it
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I am 507% willing to pretend to be your girlfriend if any of the following are going on
Your family won’t stop bugging you about your relationship status
One of your friends keeps rubbing their relationship in your face
Your ex keeps shoving their relationship in your face
You need to make someone jealous
You want people to stop bothering you about your relationship status
You just want someone to talk about
Any other emergency that requires a faux-girlfriend
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Dean and Cas: Nicknames -> “Babe”
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i’m here for bisexual boys that have to put up with biphobia from their friends and family
i’m here for asexual boys that are faced with the “boys are hypersexual” stereotype every day
i’m here for gay boys that were abandoned by their friends because they thought that they were going to hit on them
i’m here for trans boys that get asked “where did my little girl go” by their parents
i’m here for pansexual boys who are told that their identities are invalid
I’m here for questioning boys that are terrified of their own feelings because they’ve been taught that being different is bad
i’m just here for the LGBT+ boys okay
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