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Undeniably, yes. That said, been there.

Is listening to Jack stauber and Will Wood for 4 hours a sign of a mental illness or

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in which the ghosts of the future come back to save their past

web weave dedicated to last grain of sand in the hourglass by @last-hourglass, one of my favorite rottmnt time-travel fics <3

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credits:

things haunt, joshua jennifer espinoza || @/skcirthinq || welcome to night vale || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || @/theramblingvoid || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || notebooks, tennessee williams || @/last-hourglass || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || @/valtsv || autumn perspective, erica jong || @/last-hourglass || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || lilith kerr || @/last-hourglass || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || finale, ajr || do not go gentle into that good night, dylan thomas || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || @/last-hourglass || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || unknown || road to hell (reprise), hadestown || backwards, warsan shire || last grain of sand in the hourglass, tjlockticon || @/daisies-on-a-cup

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you cannot save him. (try again?)

web weave for @last-hourglass's doomed future time loop fic, i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save). made me weep </3

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credits:

@/futuretrain || i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save), tjlockticon || @/last-hourglass || finale, ajr || waiting for this story to end before i begin another, jan heller levi || i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save), tjlockticon || how to be a writer: the map is the territoru, ramona ausubel || unknown || galactic zombies roam the cosmos and refuse to die, lisa grossman (via new scientist) || i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save), tjlockticon || unknown || @/last-hourglass || @/ayotofu || @/last-hourglass || @/apelcini || i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save), tjlockticon || persephone the wanderer, louise glück || the glass essay, anne carson || @/last-hourglass || i am haunted (by all the versions of you i could not save), tjlockticon

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it actually takes 136 years to draw one line. so think about that next time you want to be mean to an artist

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Emergency commissions! :)

hello hello!

these are just base prices, we can always discuss adding/subtracting options.

long story short:

my fur kids are sick and i need help paying for their vet appointments :c

short story long (under the cut):

i am on break from school, which means i don't get paid for the month of jan

i still get my disability check but that doesn't come in until the END of the month (very helpful, thank you government)

my future service dog, bumblebee, caught a parasite and it took many weeks to get it figured out. but now pete, my current service dog, has it as well as sammy, my void cat. i have the medication for pete and that should knock it out, hopefully, but in order to get sammy's medications i have to pay for the vet visit, shots, and medication, which is almost $200.00.

SO LIFE IS JUST LIKE....COMPLICATED RN

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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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If you are a British/UK citizen, there is currently a petition running (with only 125 signatures) that ends in June 2025. The petition calls for the government to make it so that you do not need a diagnosis of gender dysphoria to change your gender.

If you are a British/UK citizen, and would like to sign:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/701159

If you're not a British/ UK citizen it'd be much appreciated if you could share this post !! :)

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the fanfic experience of an author's note saying "this is probably just gonna be a one-shot :)" and then you look at the chapter count and it's 40 fucking chapters long, like,,, ohg no, it ate them

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Last night I had a dream that you wrote a trilogy of books, and the first one was about a guy who had a steel wire spontaneously grow in his face, and he was real anxious about it until at the end he turned into Moltres. The dream also featured a film adaptation of the book. The main character also had a sister and the two of them would race up a mountain riding their partner Pokémon, being an Ivysaur for the mc and a Nidorina for his sister. In later books the mc became some kind of dragon I think

thats absolutely fucking insane omg

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This post turned my entire Tumblr sideways I'm not kidding

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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dare i say that the take "frankenstein was the real monster all along" that i've seen floating around for years is a disservice to both victor frankenstein as a character and to mary shelley's writing. yes, frankenstein is not a saint. he created sentient life and then abandoned it. but i feel like the point is very much that both frankenstein and the monster have gone through horrible things and are beings shaped by their experiences and that, despite that, none of their actions can be excused. they are both very much human to their very core and i don't like that there's people who strip either of them of their humanity to either villainize (frankenstein) or infantilize (the monster) them.

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@teejay-kaye versus me

there are two types of writers.

“this plot has been in my head for 10 years and finally it’s perfect.”

“what if frogs had a secret government?”

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one of the funniest things to me is being mutuals with a ton of larger blogs but just being immune to blog growth. your awesomeness does not In fact rub off. certified flops ONLY on this blog.

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silly straws, silly putty, silly string..

*slams hands down on the table*

where is it?! where is the serious versions, you dehydrated mushroom!!

*throws table across the room*

WHERE IS IT?!!