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Hey

Psstt

The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it

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ive been reading too many posts about political blogs that are actually honeypots for the feds and now i’m convinced you’re all the feds

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I only speak the truth

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In light of threats to the National Park Service on Twitter, follow @AltUSNatParkSer on twitter for more of the National Park Service’s unexpected rebellion.

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🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)

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Brave Black Woman Stands Alone Against Hundreds Of Neo-Nazis

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The official Badlands National Park twitter (@BadlandsNPS) is defying Trump’s gag-order by posting climate change statistics.

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The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

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Mom: *says casual offensive comment with no regard for how it will make me feel*

Me: *sticks up for myself*

Mom: how could you?? Did you even think about how that would make me feel?

Me: *looks into the camera like I'm on the office*

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cute pun

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“The longer you leave it, the worse it gets.”

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working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

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Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky like Mufasa and looks down on Harrison Ford before flipping him off. 

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Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (via quotelife)