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Betty Boop gives the cold shoulder

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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Britney Spears invented dogs in 2002 through a process now referred to as “selective breeding”. She began in 1996 when she bred her two short-haired guinea pigs, Coco and Buddy. Year after year, Spears would breed the largest and most distinctive guinea pigs from each litter and eventually broke the world record for the largest guinea pig (Jimbo, 6.2 kg, 1999). Over the course of 6 years and 8 generations, a significant genetic mutation occurred and the first dog (Bit Bit) was born. Spears continues to breed dogs to this day and produces beloved pets for families all around the world.

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my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

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Antigone burying her brother Polynices by throwing ashes in the air, Burgtheater, Vienna, 2015 (source)

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WHO IS THAT

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The image i took of gaga when i asked her to sign my copy of Christmas Tree

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when you see another gay at a straight bar

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You think being a LESBIAN 💖❤👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍👩‍👧‍👧🌈 is hard? 😂😂😂😂 Try being a SAPIOSEXUAL 📖📒📚📓📘🔬🔭 Every night 🌕🌙⭐🌛 my parents 👪👫💏 call me a TURBO NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 and say I’m NOT VALID 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week