carpetwizard64
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carpetwizard64 · 1 day ago
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i love you stock photo damn you to hell ai image
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carpetwizard64 · 2 days ago
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carpetwizard64 · 3 days ago
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aurora dragon
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carpetwizard64 · 5 days ago
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It's November 10th
sleigh omg it's giving presents
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carpetwizard64 · 6 days ago
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don't give up
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carpetwizard64 · 6 days ago
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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
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She leaves you for a woman.
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carpetwizard64 · 7 days ago
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will wood was right, it’s fucking awful out here socrates
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carpetwizard64 · 7 days ago
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I was about to climb into bed but I had to turn my computer back on to draw this real quick
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carpetwizard64 · 8 days ago
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Crow it from the rooftops : Access to action is a human right :: Borrow it from the rooftops : Access to abortion is a human right
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carpetwizard64 · 8 days ago
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carpetwizard64 · 9 days ago
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i want to live
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carpetwizard64 · 12 days ago
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white substitute teacher taking attendance who flawlessly and without hesitation pronounces every less common/non-english name correctly but stops and says "i'm not even gonna TRY to say that one 🤣" when he comes across the name Jonathan
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carpetwizard64 · 12 days ago
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carpetwizard64 · 12 days ago
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"I fucked ur mom" - Uncreative and boring
"Ur mom gae lol" - Homophobic connotations and kind of overdone
"In 15 years I will invent time travel and travel back in time to have steamy passionate sex with your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and birth the child that will eventually lead to you. Your blood has always been mine and will be forevermore. You cannot escape me even in death, fool." - Creative, suggestive, has a storyline, will leave your foes shaking in their gamer chairs
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carpetwizard64 · 13 days ago
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if they really wanted us to make it. cranberry ginger ale would be available all year round. quite literally enhanced potion of regeneration. you’ve never BEEN sick. you’ve never been queasy. cranberry ginger ale is here for you friend.
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carpetwizard64 · 14 days ago
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ideas for tumblr staff
dont remove the boop button
stop banning trans women for no reason
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carpetwizard64 · 14 days ago
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looks like october is…. octover
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