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»swofehuper« by richard tipping (+)

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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The Blue Bouquet by Octavio Paz and The Sound Machine by Roald Dahl

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

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Laios Touden on Hot Ones

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learned a LOT today

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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

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What if I brought back Tumblr Live in the stupidest way possible? Ok so here's my idea:

Make a post that purely consists of the text "the post below this is a live stream"

Boot up some game, ideally a turn based one such as Wildfrost or Balatro

I reblog post one with a screenshot of the game and an intro

Every turn in game I screenshot the game state and edit the reblog made in the previous step, replacing it's entire contents with the new screenshot and any thoughts I have about the current turn

continue for the entire course of a stream The replies are chat. Nothing else is preserved unless someone else reblogs it at the right time.

I have invented the worst possible stream.

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common misconception! Thomas Crapper didn't invent the flush toilet. it was actually patented by Alexander Cumming. what Crapper invented was the floating ballcock.

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This was a huge financial risk. Please feel free to reblog this post once a year.

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Me when I'm Sir Elton Hercules John

la lala la la 🐊

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you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

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if i were in charge i’d kill anyone immediately for filming strangers in public without their permission

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if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

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Beer isn't keto

keto so easy

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hitting and smacking you moodboard

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There is actually a situation where shoplifting is wrong, it's called small businesses