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"spoken for" reached 1mil views! thanks everywan~

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reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

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UH. UM. ITS SIMPLY PEAK OK

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@sleepygaymaiden

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

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@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

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the yuri is mandatory. yes, you have to. it is law. goodbye.

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die!

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lightly clonking a maid between the eyebrows with one knuckle, producing the trademark sound of a kotsuzumi, startlingly loud. she blinks at me owlishly.

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i can't read the messages, they don't come to me

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il_2539

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microwave dinner🍴

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朝のキス by Qiandai以宇 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

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happy Transgender Tip-Touching Teusday everypony!

you know what to do.

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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