Your internet nickname is SAGE. Your also go by STATIC sometimes. You are TWENTY NINE and BIGENDER, using both HE and SHE pronouns. You have a passion for DRAWING, VILLAINS, ROBOTS, and FURRIES. Yeah, you ditched that shame a few years ago. You are MARRIED to your WIFE from NEW YORK, and you two LIKE TO RP A LOT. You're MODERATELY GOOD AT IT. When you're not WRITING or DRAWING, you like to PLAY VIDEOGAMES.
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headcanon: "i have decided that this is true about the character, and it doesn't matter to me if the canon text supports my idea or not."
interpretation: "after considering elements present in the canon text, I have decided that this might be true about the character and here's why."
subtext: "I can show you strong evidence in the text and context of the work that this interpretation could be the actual authorial intent."
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When you forget your children have great hearing like you馃樁鈥嶐煂笍
Saw the original short on YT and immediately thought that鈥檚 perfect audio for Chil and his daughters !!!
I鈥檓 too tired to color so bear with the grayscale 馃槶 sorry
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more Dungeon Meshi in Wind Waker style! (first part)
I like the idea that Link could stumble on Laios's party in dungeons, maybe after the miniboss, and they offer you a meal that replenishes your health, sort of like Yeto from TP! You could take some with you in a bottle like grandma's soup. There could be a funny interaction if you show Marcille a joy pendant, and she thinks it's really pretty until Laios and Senshi tell her it's actually a treasure bug.
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my bf is back at it with the great pictures of birds
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I have never seen someone escape the cycle of suffering and reach true and perfect zen the way that one of my D&D players, an honest-to-god tenured college dean and professor, does when he inhabits his 7 INT bardlock elf prettyboy. Brain goes in a jar on the shelf for two hours. Nothing between those pointy ears but one jingle bell rolling back and forth. Refers to his patron as his "sugar mama" and That Warlock Cantrip as "Elvis blast." You can SEE the player knowing and suspecting things and gleefully not acting on them. I love it so much. Next week I'm gonna see if I can bait him into fucking a vampire milf. I bet it'll work
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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine
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As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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my side of an art trade for @xxacidnekoxx :3 pega all beat up and wimpy...he's likely not gonna live for too long after this haha
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